I'm on the 'net with nowhere to go
Surfed into three old men nude in a bedroom

Waiting for the website photograph to load
Wow, it's of an orgy: three guys, really old!

I just found a shock site
Surfing on the Net
Old men blew each other while they laid in bed
It's a lemon party
Who could ask for more?
All the geezers coming, leave your trousers at the door
Leave your shirt and trousers at the door
Must click away, in case Mom sees

They're all undressed with nowhere to go
Just a bunch of old men (old men)
No one tell their wives about their 69
Bunch of naughty old men (old men)

Don't need a suit or a tie
It certainly is hard on one's poor eyes
An octogenarian's knocking on their door
Guess there's just room for maybe one more

I just found a shock site
Surfing on the Net
Old men blew each other while they laid in bed
It's a lemon party
Geriatric whores
All the geezers coming, leave your trousers at the door
Leave your shirt and trousers at the door

Must click away, in case Mom sees
No way to learn about the birds and bees
Must click away, in case Mom sees
No way to learn about the birds and bees