RUFUS: Right about now WBIK court is in full effect.
Judge Rufus Powell presiding in the case of WBIK versus Kentucky's police departments.
Prosecuting attorneys are MC Joe, Cornstalk and Hard motherfuckin' S.
Order, order, order, Cornstalk take the motherfuckin' stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
And nothin' but the truth so help your white ass?

CORNSTALK: You're darn tootin' right!

RUFUS: Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

CORNSTALK: Fuck the police comin' straight from their minivans!
A young cracker got it bad 'cause he's tan!
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill the majority!
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
For a black motherfucker with a badge and a gun
To be beatin' on, and thrown in jail!
We can go toe-to-toe in the middle of a cell!
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a white person
With a little bit of gold from the urban.
Searchin' my car, lookin' for the product
Thinkin' every cracker is sellin' narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Than me and Tyler rollin' in the Chrysler!
Beat a police outta shape,
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter!
Still getting swole off bread and water!
I don't know if they dicks or what!
Search a cracker down and grabbin' his nuts!
And on the other hand, without a gun, they can't get none,
But don't let it be a black and a white one,
'Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top!
White police showin' out for the black cop!
Cornstalk will swarm
On any motherfucker in a blue uniform!
Just 'cause I'm from Kentucky, punk police are afraid of me!
A young cracker on a warpath,
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin' in K.Y.!

JOE: Yo Rufus, I got somethin' to say

CHORUS: Fuck the police, fuck-, fuck-
Fuck the police, fuck-, fuck-
Fuck the police, fuck the-, fuck the-
Fuck the police! (Example of scene one.)

POLICE OFFICER: Pull your goddamn ass over right now!

JOE: Aw shit, now what the fuck you pullin' me over for?

POLICE OFFICER: 'Cause I feel like it
Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the fuck up!

JOE: Man, this is bullshit!

POLICE OFFICER: Alright, smart-ass, I'm taking your white ass to jail!

RUFUS: MC Joe, will you please give your testimony
To the jury about this fucked up incident?

JOE: Fuck the police, and Joe said it with authority,
Because the crackers on the street is the majority!
A gang, is with whoever I'm steppin',
And the motherfuckin' weapon is kept in
A stash spot, for the so-called law,
Wishin' Joe was a cracker that they never saw!
Lights start flashin' behind me,
But they're scared of a cracker so they mace me to blind me!
But that shit don't work, I just laugh,
Because it gives 'em a hint not to step in my path!
For police, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk!"!
Readin' my rights and shit, it's all junk!
Pullin' out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake-ass badge and a gun in your hand!
But take off the gun so you can see what's up,
And we'll go at it, punk, I'ma fuck you up!
Make ya think I'm a kick your ass,
But drop your gat, and Joe's gonna blast!
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime,
But I'm a smoke 'em now, and not next time!
Smoke any motherfucker that sweats me
Or any asshole that threatens me!
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin' out a cop or two, they can't cope with me!
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
With potential to get bad as fuck,
So I'm a turn it around!
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound!
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat!
Takin' out a police would make my day,
But a cracker like Joe don't give a fuck to say!

CHORUS: Fuck the police, fuck-, fuck-
Fuck the police, fuck-, fuck-
Fuck the police, fuck the-, fuck the-
Fuck the police!

HARD-S Yeah, man, what you need?

POLICE OFFICER: Police, open now! (Aww, shit!)
We have a warrant for Hard-S's arrest!
Get down and put your hands right where I can see 'em!

HARD-S: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

POLICE OFFICER: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking white ass on the floor!

HARD-S: But I didn't do shit!

POLICE OFFICER: Just shut the fuck up!

RUFUS: Hard-S, won't you step up to the stand
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

HARD-S: I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jackin'!
Sweatin' my gang while I'm chillin' in the shack, and
Shining the light in my face, and for what?
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt!
I kick ass, or maybe 'cause I blast
On a stupid ass cracker when I'm playin' with the trigger
Of any Uzi or an AK,
'Cause the police always got somethin' stupid to say!
They put up my picture with silence
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence!
The S with the criminal behavior!
Yeah, I'm a gangster, but still, I got flavor!
Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucka in a uniform waitin' to get shot
By me, or another cracker!
And with a gat, it don't matter if he's smarter or fatter!
(Size don't mean shit, he's from the old school, fool!)
And as you all know, S's here to rule!
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror,
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb motherfucker with a gun,
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
That I take out, and then get away!
While I'm drivin off laughin',
This is what I'll say:

CHORUS: Fuck the police, fuck-, fuck-
Fuck the police, fuck-
Fuck the police, fuck-, fuck-
Fuck the police! (The verdict)

RUFUS: The jury has found you guilty of being a dark
chocolate, chicken shit motherfucker!

POLICE OFFICER: Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie!

RUFUS: Get him out of here!

POLICE OFFICER: I want justice!

RUFUS: Get him the fuck out my face!

POLICE OFFICER: I want justice!

RUFUS: Out, right now!

POLICE OFFICER: Fuck you, you white motherfuckers!

CHORUS: Fuck the police!
Fuck the police!
Fuck the police!

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