-> "Keep On Rawkin' In The Vegan World"
Original Song Title:
"Keep On Rockin' In The Free World"
Parody Song Title:
"Keep On Rawkin' In The Vegan World"
The Lyrics
We like the colour of beets
and spirulina blue
We'll never eat pig feet
or your lousy beef stew
There are warning signs on all the roads ahead
but the meatheads don't see it 'cause their brains are dead
They kneel to Satan unbeknownst to them
They've forgotten 'bout kindness to their animal friends
Keep on rawkin' in the vegan world
Keep on rawkin' in the vegan world
Keep on rawkin' in the vegan world
Keep on rawkin' in the vegan world
A man hurls in the night
with a Big Mac in his hand
He can't take another bite
His gut's a garbage can
He needs to throw the meat away and stop eating that shit
He needs a vegan life and stay off of cows' tits
He should teach his kids that hurting creatures ain't kool
There is no excuse for ever being that cruel
Keep on rawkin' in the vegan world
Keep on rawkin' in the vegan world
Keep on rawkin' in the vegan world
Keep on rawkin' in the vegan world
We got a thousand healthy diets
for the unhealthy man
A kinder gentler world would be grand
No butcher stores and livestock crates
means less greenhouse gas harming the ozone layer
Please tell all the people let's stop this dive
Let's make the turn and heal our lives
Keep on rawkin' in the vegan world
Keep on rawkin' in the vegan world
Keep on rawkin' in the vegan world
Keep on rawkin' in the vegan world
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