-> "Starvin' In The Third World"
Original Song Title:
"Rockin' In The Free World"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Starvin' In The Third World"
The Lyrics
Aging rock star's on the stage
Slating GMOs
Corpororate America
Mainly Monsanto
I'm thinkin' that his heart
Is in the right place
But his cognitive thinking
Is a muddled disgrace
Call them "Monsatan"
Then get your kicks
Stop 'em working on the problems that
They're tryin' to fix
Keep 'em starvin' in the third world,
Keep 'em starvin' in the third world
Keep 'em starvin' in the third world,
Keep 'em starvin' in the third world.
How many millions starve?
How many nearly dead?
Good intentions ain't enough
When people need to be fed
To keep the crops growing
What the world needs
Are effective tools
For beating bugs and weeds
But if you get your way
These will never be pursued
Never get to grow up tall
Never get to be food
Keep 'em starvin' in the third world,
Keep 'em starvin' in the third world
Keep 'em starvin' in the third world,
Keep 'em starvin' in the third world.
You're well fed, 'n' you're alright
Like all the people you know
You ain't going hungry
If food don't grow
There's a reason farmers buy
The GM seeds
Because a better yield
Is what the world needs
Not a man of the people,
You're a privileged prat
Can't you see it's all a bit more
Complicated than that
Keep 'em starvin' in the third world,
Keep 'em starvin' in the third world
Keep 'em starvin' in the third world,
Keep 'em starvin' in the third world.
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