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Song Parodies -> "Hello?"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Again"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

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The Lyrics

This is about an experience that just happened to me today at work. I stepped into the rest room on my way back to my desk after lunch. Upon entering said rest room I noticed that all of the stalls were taken. A work associate was at the sink and turned around and said "Hey there" so I said Hello back and then we heard another voice come from one of the (sit down) stalls.Needless to say it freaked us both and and we left the rest room in a hurry. I know you women folk like to chat in the bathroom, but normally, in a mans world that is just not done.
Hey there, hello, hello?
A third voice said 'hello'
We looked around it wasn't right
Came from in the stall
Ran out to the hall

Hello, they said, hello
Don't even want to know
Doing their 'biz they just piped up
Talking to no one
Thought it would be fun?

Maybe they were crazy
And maybe I'm to blame
But why would they think we talked to them
Now I've heard it all
Creeped out BIG time just the same
When no ones there
Do you always say

Hello, psycho, hello
Why'd you "butt" in psycho?
You always ramble like a fool?
Don't know what to say
I just ran away

Psycho, you are, psycho
Just want to let you know
Don't answer me from in the stall
No more talking fits
Just go 'bout your 'biz

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Ashkicksass - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Cookie. Glad you were able to recover enough to write this great parody!
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Heehee!! Excellent, Cookie-man! I think there must be something about work bathrooms that turn people weird...Come to think of it...I've got a work bathroom story I'd like to sing a song about...we'll see if it makes the cut...=)

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