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Song Parodies -> "Please Sanitize!"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Caroline"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Please Sanitize!"

Parody Written by:

Brian Bochicchio

The Lyrics

Lets be careful out there.. Neil Diamond didn't go far enough! Please Sanitize! Enjoy and commiserate with us! Pass it on! on youtube:
Where it began I think that we are knowin'
Cuz they delayed it's gowin' strong
Now it is spring And spring became a bummer
Who'd have believed we’d need this song?
Hands, washin' hands—
Reachin' out, virtually to you
Please San –i-tiizzze!
Spreading germs won’t feel so good
I've been inclined
To believe it never would
But now I...look to the right
I don’t mind being lonely
I don’t’ want to catch something new
And when I hurt- IVs run down my shoulder
Tell me if I start turning blue
Warm, touchin' warm
Do I have a temp? Or do you? Or DOO YOUUU?
Please San –i-tiizzze!
Spreading germs won’t feel so good
I've been in-clined
To believe they never would Oh, no, no

Please San –i-tiizzze!
Spreading germs won’t feel so goooood “no good no good no good”
I've been innnn-clined
To beee-lieve it never would

Please San –i-Tizzze!
Spreading germs won’t feel so goooood….

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