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Song Parodies -> "Fleshlight"

Original Song Title:

"Heartlight"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Fleshlight"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Lonely day again
When will there be a next time?
'Cause sometimes these women ain't kind
Why can’t people get laid like you and me?
I just made a purchase
A toy, but something I need
Broke but I had ordered anyway
These are the words that I have to say

I bought a fleshlight
Take it with me wherever I go
It gives me a happy glow
It’ll rock your world, you’ll see

I got a fleshlight
In the middle of a ladyboy dream
Don't wake me up too soon
Gonna take it right up the moon
You wait and see

Had it sent to my home
And it can in an inconspicuous box
My room’s the most excellent place of all
And I'll be right here if you should need me

I got a fleshlight
On my person wherever I go
It gives me a happy glow
It’ll Rock your world, you’ll see

I bought a fleshlight
The realization of a young boy's dream
Don't wait up too soon
Gonna take a ride across the moon
You wait and see

My room’s the most excellent place of all
And I'll be right here if you should need me

I brought a fleshlight
Sense of comfort wherever you go
Let it make a happy glow
It’ll rock your world, you’ll see

I bought a fleshlight
In the middle of a sexy dream
I finished up too soon
Gonna take it out and clean the goo
You wait and see

I bought a fleshlight now
I bought a fleshlight now

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