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Song Parodies -> "Carry A Laser"
Original Song Title:
"Kyrie"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mr. Mister
Parody Song Title:
"Carry A Laser"
Parody Written by:
Larry Hensley
The Lyrics
Carry a laser, Carry a laser, Carry
I point a laser pointer at the screen,
Movie goers are mad at me
I point at people, I know it's so mean,
Other places I need to be
I make some jokes, and then I travel on,
I really am an awful pain
I'll go back to the store I got them from,
And get laser pointers again
Carry a laser down the road that I will travel
Carry a laser through the darkness of the night
Carry a laser 'cause I wanna bug some people
Carry a laser, and I'll give them a big fright
And then I got one of those laser beams,
Used it as a weapon, you see
But they're addicted to lasers it seems,
And they're using them against me
Carry a laser down the road that I will travel
Carry a laser through the darkness of the night
Carry a laser 'cause I wanna bug some people
Carry a laser, and I'll give them a big fright
Whoa ow oh, gotta go
Whoa oh no, there they go
Carry a laser down the road that I will travel
Carry a laser through the darkness of the night
Carry a laser 'cause I wanna bug some people
Carry a laser, and I'll give them a big fright
I point a laser pointer at the screen,
Movie goers are mad at me
I point at people, I know it's so mean,
Other places I need to be
I make some jokes, and then I travel on,
I really am an awful pain
I'll go back to the store I got them from,
And get laser pointers again
Carry a laser down the road that I will travel
Carry a laser through the darkness of the night
Carry a laser 'cause I wanna bug some people
Carry a laser, and I'll give them a big fright
And then I got one of those laser beams,
Used it as a weapon, you see
But they're addicted to lasers it seems,
And they're using them against me
Carry a laser down the road that I will travel
Carry a laser through the darkness of the night
Carry a laser 'cause I wanna bug some people
Carry a laser, and I'll give them a big fright
Whoa ow oh, gotta go
Whoa oh no, there they go
Carry a laser down the road that I will travel
Carry a laser through the darkness of the night
Carry a laser 'cause I wanna bug some people
Carry a laser, and I'll give them a big fright
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I used to think the original song did say "carry a laser." I figured it was about a guy giving someone some survival tips for a sci-fi kind of situation. ("If you want to survive your trip down Glory Road, you've got to carry a laser.")
Brilliant - in more ways than one! "Carry A Laser" for "Kyrie Eleison" --- man, I wish I'd thought of that first! Good job!
Thanks all.
Hahahaha good stuff all 5s!!! Laser pointers are dangerous if they are pointed in one's eye, can cause permanent eyesight damage, a mate told me he pointed a laser pointer at a sign 500 m away in the night and the whole sign lit up bright red!!! The song does sound like "Carry a laser" too. This song brings back childhood memories for me as I heard it back around 1986 when I was 5 and living in Tasmania, I was trying to get a hold of this song for a while as I forgotten the band and title and after searching through countless 80s albums sound samples on allmusic.com finally found it whew!!! Your parody was great and the original is great too!
Thanks Troy.
Excellent, and what Johnny D said. 5s.
Thanks Red.
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