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Song Parodies -> "Doctor in Distress"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor in Distress"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Doctor in Distress"

Parody Written by:

Maximus Buttcrack

The Lyrics

Doctor who is a dude tho. But seriously, I’m not a sexist, I’m not a misogynist, I just am expressing my belief that Doctor Who is a man and if they want female leads they should make new shows with female leads.
Another year is too long to wait,
Bring back the real doctor don't hesitate.

It was a cold wet night in November
Fifty-seven years ago,
There was a police boc in a junkyard
We didn't know where it would go,
An old man took two teachers
Into time and space,
It started off a legend
That no other could replace.

Doctor in distress,
Let's all answer the S.O.S.,
Doctor in distress,
Bring HIM back now, we won't take girls!

There is evil Christopher Chibnall
Who tried to exterminate,
Making the doctor a lady
Was a lump of stupidity
We met Chris Chibnall
He had no feelings at all,
Warriors of Who
We stand over seven feet

Bring HIM back now we won't take girls,
You have stopped his travels this is a mess,
The show will fall once more,
With nightmarish lefties fighting a war.

We've learned to accept twelve doctors
With companions at their side,
When they were faced with danger
They didn't run and hide,
There was a Brigadier and a Master
And a canine computer,
Each screaming girl just hoped
That a Yeti wouldn't shoot her.

Doctor in distress,
Let's all answer the S.O.S.,
Doctor in distress,
Bring HIM back now, we won't take girls

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