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Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

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Parody Written by:

Steven L

The Lyrics

This was a homework assigment for class about Communism in China.
It's close to midnight and something evil is lurking in the back
Under the moonlight you see that those communists are about to attack
You try to scream but the enemies shot you in the head before you make it
You start to freeze as Mao Zedong looks you right between the eyes,
You're paralyzed

Cause this is China, China Night!
And no one is gonna save you from Japan about to strike
You know it's China, China Night!
You're fighting for your life inside a whiner, China Tonight!

You hear the gun shot, and in front of you is your foe
You feel the cold hand, and start to call him a freaking shmo.
You close your eyes and hope that this is just a night mare
But all the while you find out they stole your underwear
You're out of time

Cause this is China, China Night!
There ain't no second chance against the thing who's twice your size.
You know it's China, China Night!
You're fighting for your life inside a whiner, China Tonight!

Night creatures call
And Japan start to walk in their masquerade
There's No escaping the Jaws of the enemy in this rhyme
This is the end of your life!

They're out to get you, there's enemies closing in on every side
The will defeat you unless you learn how to get modernize
Now it's time for both parties to work close together
All through the night I'll save you from the foe that makes you scream
This ain't a dream!

Cause this is China, China Night!
Cause they can kill you more than any communist would dare to try.
You know it's China, China Night!
So let me hold you tight and share a siner, hiner, whiner, China Tonight!

(c)Copyright 2001 Steven Lerner

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