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Song Parodies -> "Thriller Food"

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Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Thriller Food"

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The Lyrics

It's close to lunch time, and something good is cooking on the stove
you start to smell it, and then you really start too drool
you try to scream, but someone stuffs your face with that good ice cream
you start to freeze, and your brain is gettin' really cold, your paralyzed

Cause' this is thriller, thriller time
There ain't no time left, cause you're gonna starve to death
You know it's thriller, thriller time
you better grab a spoon full of whatever you can get

You here the oven close, and realize the food is not for you
you feel your stomach move, and wonder if you'll ever eat again
you close your eyes, and hope that food will magically appear
but all the while, you here the people laughing at you

'cause this is thriller, thriller time,
there ain't no food left in that nice big fridge for you
you know it's thriller, thriller time,
you're fighting against starvation against a killer, thriller time

People come in, and start to eat all the food that they can
The food ain't escaping the jaws of these people this time
(there open wide)
It's the end of the line

they're out to steal your food, there's people closing in on every side
they will eat it all, unless you have a plan to save your food.
Now is the time, for you and your food to cuddle close together
All thru the night, you'll save it from the terror of this dream
you'll make it see

that this is thriller, thriller time
There ain't no time left, cause you're gonna starve to death
You know it's thriller, thriller time
you better grab a spoon full be killer, distiller, the chiller,
food thriller, here tonight

Darkness falls across the land
food is not for you, only the rest of man
people crawl in seach of food,
to terrorize only you
and whosoever shall be found
with some food, will put it down
must stand and face the hounds of hell
unless they ring the breakfast bell
the greatest smell is in the air
those cinnomon rolls that you do not dare
For no mere mortal can resist
the greatness of foooood
Muhahahahahaha (Echoed laugh)

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Birgitta - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You did a fine job Jonathon. :-D (And I know this one.) TC
Jonathan - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I am NOT the one who wrote this it was written before I knew of this site
Cody Slusher - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
That is very good.
Logan the Amazing - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Amazing parody.

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