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Song Parodies -> "Little Billy"
Original Song Title:
"Billie Jean"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Michael Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Little Billy"
Parody Written by:
Bobby Boddie
The Lyrics
Yeah this was more like a bad scene from a bad dream
A 12 year old boy is trying to kill my record sales
Tho we slept in a bed at the ranch
But we didn't have fun
Tho we slept in a bed at the ranch
I just tucked him in, I wasn't mean
But they caused a scene
70 police raided my Neverland home
Tho we slept in a bed at the ranch
People always told me be careful what you do
Don't hang around with those little boys
And Mama always told me grow up and be a man
Or you might lose all your fans
So surrender while you can hey hey
Little Billy's not my lover
He's just a kid who claimed that I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none
He said I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none
When I got married to Debbie and Lisa Marie
That didn't stop the media from making up tales
We just slept in a bed at the ranch
So take my strong advice
Just remember reporters ain't nice
They ain't nice, they ain't nice!
They served a warrant for my arrest
But I won't confess!
The second time I'm accused of this awful crime (Oh no!)
Tho we slept in a bed at the ranch
People always told me be careful what you do
Don't hang around with those little boys
And Mama always told me grow up and be a man
Or you might lose all your fans
So surrender while you can hey hey
Little Billy's not my lover
He's just a kid who claimed that I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none
He said I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none
He said I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none
Little Billy's not my lover
Little Billy's not my lover
Little Billy's not my lover
A 12 year old boy is trying to kill my record sales
Tho we slept in a bed at the ranch
But we didn't have fun
Tho we slept in a bed at the ranch
I just tucked him in, I wasn't mean
But they caused a scene
70 police raided my Neverland home
Tho we slept in a bed at the ranch
People always told me be careful what you do
Don't hang around with those little boys
And Mama always told me grow up and be a man
Or you might lose all your fans
So surrender while you can hey hey
Little Billy's not my lover
He's just a kid who claimed that I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none
He said I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none
When I got married to Debbie and Lisa Marie
That didn't stop the media from making up tales
We just slept in a bed at the ranch
So take my strong advice
Just remember reporters ain't nice
They ain't nice, they ain't nice!
They served a warrant for my arrest
But I won't confess!
The second time I'm accused of this awful crime (Oh no!)
Tho we slept in a bed at the ranch
People always told me be careful what you do
Don't hang around with those little boys
And Mama always told me grow up and be a man
Or you might lose all your fans
So surrender while you can hey hey
Little Billy's not my lover
He's just a kid who claimed that I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none
He said I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none
He said I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none
Little Billy's not my lover
Little Billy's not my lover
Little Billy's not my lover
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Hilarious! A true masterpiece! You sure had it down perfect! This one should be recorded! Weird Al would be proud!
Very well written - say, is this the case for the defence by any chance?
Case for the defence? What, are you buying Molsons for blueliners? And I've heard of ranch dressing, but ranch undressing?
I know I shouldn't be leaving a comment for my own song, but I had to explain something. Yeah this is sort of Michael's side of the story. I've been a fan of the king of pop ever since I was a kid and the latest news shocked me.I am sort of testifying for MJ here in this song. Michael, I still love you! What you do in private is your business. I have always loved your music and I still do!
No need to apologise, Bobby - and I think your song puts it very well. But I don't wholeheartedly agree with the bit about the music (this is more what I reckon: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/michaeljackson2.shtml)
Proving once again that if done with a little style and thought, almost any topic can be satirized in good taste. (i still have no appreciation for suicide or drug humor, though)
One of the better MJ parodies I've seen. Good job using his own stuff, and finding one that almost matches the theme anyway!
This exact song was on an episode of In livin' colour.
not actually. I wrote the In Living Color sketch. And the lyrics are not an exact match.
If you wrote the song, is there somewhere I can find it? Been looking all over the place!!! Thanks in advance!
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