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Song Parodies -> "Old People Music"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Diana"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Old People Music"

Parody Written by:

J.Marie

The Lyrics

ok so i worked x-tra hard on this and well this is about how old music sucks please write comments and stuff like that please if any questions ASK ME PLEASE!!
You'll never make me tune So stop that record right now
I listen just to Queen cuz I like some of their songs
My dad acts so stupid whenever The Who comes right on
My mom just acts the same whenever we're hearin Queen

Just sayin that's ok if we listen to B. Rhaps
Please no not Crazy Train my dad runs like a weirdo
My mom will get even worse when it is Led Zepplin on
There is just no running out I gotta deal with it

Old people music...SUCKS
Old people music...SUCKS
Old people music...SUCKS
Old people music... REALLY SUCKS

I really love Good Charlotte it is so my favorite band
My mom's is Led Zepplin but her second is Queen
My dad love the Rolling Stones but also likes The Who
My rents like the Brit bands and I just liked the Spice Girls

OK I'll admit that The Beatles just wern't that bad
So I like some of that stuff
I really like BSB but i care less about Who
You'd care about Queen I care about Simple Plan


Old people music...SUCKS
Old people music...SUCKS
Old people music...SUCKS

Old people music...SUCKS
Old people music...SUCKS
Old people music...SUCKS


Old people....Old people.....Old people.....Old people music....SU, SU, SUCKS...SUCKS...SUCKS... IT DOES

I'm real sick of Mick Jagger let's listen to Eminem
Sick of Fat Bottem Girls let's listen to Bussiness
Maybe listen to I Can or maybe Bicycle Race
Or maybe even Superman or Spice Up Your Life

No please not The Rolling Stones I'll listen to 50 Cent
So I will play Eminem singin that song Superman
That song is my favorite and I will listen
I won't listen to that stuff I'll only listen to Queen

Old people music...SUCKS
Old people music...SUCKS
Old people music...SUCKS
Old people music...SUCKS
Old people music...SUCKS
Old people music...SUCKS

Yes it does Yes it does Yes it does Yes it does
{Old people music sucks}
Yes it does
{Old people music sucks}
Yes it does
Please no no no please no no no no no
Yes it does Yes it does Yes it does Yes it does
{Old people music sucks}
Yes it does
{Old people music sucks}
Yes it does
Please no no no please no no no no no
Yes it does Yes it does Yes it does Yes it does
{Old people music sucks}
Yes it does
{Old people music sucks}
Yes it does
Please no no no please no no no no no {FADE}

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