You heard voices from the shadows.
Mocking you for your wrong choice of words.
And on your own blog.
You get a warning telling you to behave.

Now I must tell you that you must reblog responsibly.
No insulting/harassment inducing tags or you will pay.
Don't tick him off, because Dr Aykroyd is always watching.
And don't piss off a rabid Aykroyd fan, or you'll suffer.
You shouldn't have posted.


'Cause this is your warning, warning you.
That Dan is going to get you.
And you don't know where he'll strike.
You know it's Aykroyd, Aykroyd night.
Better delete these tags or you're going, going, gone..tonight.
It's Aykroyd night.

You marked your own fate.
And you can't go anywhere, you have nowhere left to run
You hear the sound of screams.
And wonder if you're in a horrible dream.

But all the scares and frights.
Are real and aren't your imagination.

And now here they come..
You hear Dan creeping up behind.

It's the end of the line.

'Cause this is Aykroyd.
Aykroyd night.
There ain't no second chance
Against the hordes of Dan Aykroyd characters, ya'll.
Aykroyd, here tonight.
Aykroyd, here tonight.
You better run for your life.

This is your warning, warning.
It's Aykroyd night.
Monsters and demons and Aykroyds stalk.
The ghouls dance around as they walk.
There's no escaping the curse of the Aykroyd this time.

(They're open wide)
You should have regretted that reblog.

They're going to get you.
My monsters want to get a piece of you literally.
They will take over you, corrupt you.
Unless you apologize for that reblog.
You shouldn't have called him a 'freak'.

Because now Dan knows your number.
He'll hunt you down tonight.
In this dimension, no one can hear you scream.

And now you must see.
That this is Aykroyd.
Aykroyd night.

'Cause Dan scare you more.
Than any monster would ever dare try

(Aykroyd, Aykroyd night)
(Aykroyd, night)
You might as well as give up the fight.
And give into Aykroyd, Aykroyd.

(Aykroyd, scare ya, will get you)
(Aykroyd here tonight)
That this is Aykroyd.
Aykroyd night.

'Cause Dan scare you more.
Than any monster would ever dare try
(Aykroyd, Aykroyd night)

(Aykroyd, night)
You might as well as give up the fight.
And give into Aykroyd, Aykroyd.
(Aykroyd, scare ya, will get you)
(Aykroyd here tonight)
Dan will scare you tonight.


Rap:
Be careful when it comes to what you say.
For your horrid actions you shall pay.
The Aykroyds have come after you.
And take you down a peg for good.
And you should have learned your lesson.
But your reblog has shown you haven't.
Now your post shall rot in hell.
And Dan will take those you love as well.

He's going to get you tonight.

(Aykroyd's gonna get you tonight)
They're gonna get you tonight.
(Aykroyd, Aykroyd night))
He's gonna get you tonight.
Ooh, he's gonna get you tonight.
He's gonna get you tonight.
Aykroyd night.


[Rap]
You should turn back now or before when you had the chance.
Now you're dealing with the night of the living Dans.
Hordes of Dan Aykroyd are following you.
Are closing in to seal your inevitable doom.
And now you break down in tears as you cry for forgiveness.
But nobody can hear your please.
And you found you cannot resist.

The power of the Aykroyds.