She was more like a dancing queen like ABBA’s scenes
I said, “I know you, but I have seen you have a weird voice”
Who will hear, everything, in her songs?
She just has a weird voice
Who will hear, everything, in her songs?
She said her name, Billie Eilish, been
In the songs she’s seen
Then every head turned with eyes that gleamed with her so-weird voice
Who will hear, everything, in her songs?

People always told me, be careful what you do
Don’t go around breaking singers’ hearts (Hee)
And Mummy always told me, be careful who you love
And be careful what you do
‘Cause the lie becomes the truth
Hey-hey!

Billie Eilish’s not my favourite
She’s just a singer who I think has a weird voice (Oh baby)
But it’s really not my choice
She just has a weird voice (Oh baby)
But it’s really not my choice (Hoo!)

For several days and several nights, she had tears inside
But who can stand when she’d understand she has no band?
Who will hear, everything, in her songs?
So take my strong advice — just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice) Do think twice (Hoo!)
She told my baby we’d danced ‘til three, then she sang to me
Then showed a photo of a man she knows — his eyes were like mine
Who will hear, everything, in her songs babe?

People always told me, be careful what you do
Don’t go around breaking singers’ hearts (Don’t break no hearts!) (Hee)
But she came and stood beside me
Just the smell of her hair’s perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room
Hey-hey!

Billie Eilish’s not my favourite
She’s just a singer who I think has a weird voice
But it’s really not my choice (No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no) (Hoo!)
Billie Eilish’s not my favourite
She’s just a singer who I think has a weird voice (Oh baby)
But it’s really not my choice (Oh, no, no)
She just has a weird voice (Oh baby)
But it’s really not my choice (Hee hee hee)

(Hee!)
(Hoo!)

She just has a weird voice
But it’s really not my choice (No, no, no, hoo!) (Ow!)
Billie Eilish’s not my favourite
She’s just a singer who I think has a weird voice (You know what you did to me, baby)
But it’s really not my choice (No, no, no, no, no, no, no)
She just has a weird voice
But it’s really not my choice (No, no, no, no)
She just has a weird voice (You know what you did)
She always has a choice (Breaking my heart, babe)
She just has a weird voice
Billie Eilish’s not my favourite
Billie Eilish’s not my favourite (Hee)
Billie Eilish’s not my favourite (Don’t call me Billie Eilish!)
Billie Eilish’s not my favourite (Hoo! She’s not actually here!)
Billie Eilish’s not my favourite (Hee)