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Song Parodies -> "Hoofed Animal"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth Criminal"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Hoofed Animal"

Parody Written by:

Sherman the German Merman

The Lyrics

As I drove down the highway
I was surprised by a whitetail
He dashed across the main street
He left bloodstains on the concrete
Before I could make a full yield
He went full speed at the windshield
He ran into the front wheel
He was struck down, he was roadkill

Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?

Bambi are you ok? Could you tell us that you're ok?
There's a deer on the highway, he was struck down, on the highway Bambi
He dashed into the main street
He left bloodstains on the concrete
He ran into the front wheel
He was struck down, he was roadkill

Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?

You've been hit by--
You've been struck by--
A hoofed animal!

So he ran onto the crossing
It was late night, he went tossing
Car-to-beast collision
Broken windshield, mutilation

Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?
Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?

Bambi are you ok? Could you tell us that you're ok?
There's a deer on the highway, he was struck down, on the highway Bambi
He dashed into the main street
He left bloodstains on the concrete
He ran into the front wheel
He was struck down, he was roadkill

Bambi are you ok? Bambi are you ok, are you ok Bambi?

You've been hit by--
You've been struck by--
A hoofed animal!

Okay I want everybody to clear the area right now

Bambi are you ok? Could you tell us that you're ok? (but how?)
There's a deer on the highway, he was struck down, on the highway Bambi (oh no)
He dashed into the main street
He left bloodstains on the concrete (ugh, ow)
He ran into the front wheel
He was struck down, he was roadkill, Bambi (dag gone it)

Bambi are you ok? Could you tell us that you're ok? (but how?)
There's a deer on the highway, he was struck down, on the highway Bambi (oh no)
He dashed into the main street (ugh, ow)
He left bloodstains on the concrete (hoo hoo hoo)
He ran into the front wheel
He was struck down, he was roadkill, Bambi

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CML - November 16, 2021 - Report this comment
"Bambi are you OK?" ... Good one!!

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