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Song Parodies -> "Griller"

Original Song Title:

"Thriller"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Griller"

Parody Written by:

Luis Matias

The Lyrics

Another addition to my Ten Second Songs self challenge. Hope you enjoy. This is about a guy advertising his grilling business.
Uh, it's close to lunchtime and I head outside to cook in the pa-ark... (Uh)
And in the daylight, I'll have a bite right before it gets da-ark...
You feel the steam...
And try to not make errors when you make it...
Uh, you feel a breeze...
As the food sits in front of your eyes
You're satisfied...

'Cause this is griller...
Griller time
And I'm about to make you
A piece of meat just for the night
You know it's griller (Whoo hoo)
Griller time
I'm gonna make it right
Just for a dinner, griller
Tonight...

Yeah, ooh...
Ooh!
Uh, I let the grill slam
And wonder how long it takes to be do-one...
Uh, I'm using plates and cans
Yes, doing this is really lots of fu-un...

Open your eyes...
And know that it requires concentration....
Girl, but all the while...
You hear the timer beeping for your pie...
It's time to di-ine...

'Cause this is griller...
Griller time...
You could go for seconds and
Eat pork chops on the side, girl...
Griller (Hoo-oo)
Griller time...
Know there's no wasting time
Just for a dinner, griller
Tonight...

Some people prefer to stay indoors
And eat while they watch TV...
Sleeping and dreaming of what they will do next time
(Now open wide...)
This is the meal of your life...! Ooh!

Uh, they're out to get food
There's diners and takeout on every side... (Ooh!)
Uh, they will convince you
Unless you call me, I'll make it worth your while...

Now is the time...
For you and I to have a toast together... Yeah, ah
Uh, during the night...
I'll give you the best food you've ever seen
I'll make you see...

That this is griller
Griller time
And I'll be grilling more than any cook would ever dare try...
Griller (Whoo hoo)
Griller time...
Know there's no wasting time
To share a killer, griller (Ow!)
Chiller (Ow!) dinner here tonight...!

'Cause this is griller
Griller night
And I can fill you more by making my famous stir fry...
Griller (Whoo hoo)
Griller night...
Know there's no wasting time to have a dinner, griller
Ow!

I'm gonna fill you tonight...

Getting dark across the land
Knives and forks are in my hands...
Critters crawl in search of crumbs
On the table and on your food...
And whatsoever should be found
A chunk of meat laying on the ground...
Leave it for the dogs as well
And in the trash, it will smell...

I'm gonna fill you tonight... Oh... Griller, oh... Griller, oh oh oh...
Oh griller night, baby
Oh darling (Oh yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah, I'm gonna fill you tonight... (Griller, Griller, griller night...)
Hee hee hee, hee hee hee...
Griller... oh darling
Griller night...

Ooh, a certain scent is in the air
So come and do not have no fear...
And hungry people come from their rooms
Are lining up to eat some food... (Oh yeah)

And with each bite, (ooh) you stay alive
The fact might make you shiver...
Then, you'll know why they can't resist
The flavor of the griller...

*crazy maniacal laughter*
This is one of the hardest songs I've done so far. This was actually supposed to be after my Queen parody, but I forgot to do it. You can see I've done the Vincent Price ending as well. Let me know what I should make my next parody about. Twitter: @matiasluis2077.

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Matiasluis2077 - February 01, 2021 - Report this comment
I'm currently working on another parody and it looks like nobody commented yet 😕
Agrimorfee - February 02, 2021 - Report this comment
Long time vet here, this was nice...a bit random but at least the pacing was 100% correct which sometimes adds to the enjoyment of the parody. Don't sweat it worrying about responses, or lack of them---the traffic here isn't the same as it had been in the past. I just happened to pop in, trying to see if the place hasn't died. Just keep doing what you are doing!

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