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Song Parodies -> "Still Waiting for My Meal"

Original Song Title:

"The Way You Make Me Feel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Still Waiting for My Meal"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Even with phone apps, delivery can take a long time!
Pizza meal deals still depend on wheels!

Domino's is lazy and you always get conned
Late to deliver, have to moan on the phone
My late pizza is always a mess
Warm or cold, cheese melted to the box, I'm not impressed

I live a few miles in town
I'm not that far,
so don't fool around
Just get it here and I'll tip you nice
Make my delivery "speedy"

(Chorus)
Still waiting for my meal
(waiting for my meal)
I'm really getting pissed off
(really getting pissed off)
I'm starving, want to eat
(Yes, I want to eat)
Before my hungry guests are gone
(my hungry guests are gone)

I hate the feelin' you're givin' me
I order a Lg pan pizza with lotsa cheese
Pepperoni, meat, mushrooms and side
Four 2 liter sodas 'cause my throat is dry

I placed this order before 4 (pm)
When the hell will it be at my door?
The estimate was 30 mins- app lied
My pizza better not be soggy...

(Chorus)

Should have lit my grill
Steaks on
Ate my fill!

Still waiting for a knock on my door
Been an hour and a half, what am I waiting for?
These pizza places always lie
When it comes to delivery

(Chorus)

It's a sh-tty business,
It's a rip-off business
(which makes me ill)
Should be out of business,
Out of business but
It's alive and drives me crazy
(the timer:s running on)
(when will it be complete?)
(I've been charged, this is wrong)

Give it to me
Give me on time
(Late is no deal)
Nobody's answering the phone
Dear God, look at the time!
(Refund my card)
You lost my business
(Papa John's next to eat)
I need some assistance
It's late and I'm hungry
For Italian
(F-cking Italian!)

Where's my meal???

(Chorus) to fade

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