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Song Parodies -> "Bad (Food in the Fridge)"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Bad (Food in the Fridge)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Sorry Jon, I borrowed one of your requests!
That Jello's slime
That fruit is ripe
Milk clump disgrace
Get it out of sight
Meat is foul
Eew- that veal
The mold is fine
On that roadkill
Smells strong, smells wrong
Soup is gooey
Not right...

I'm tossing food
All bad, you see?
Into the trash
Can't let it be
Just toss that food
It's all gone south
Can't let you
Put it in your mouth!

With food there is a limit
Expiration dates are true
This fridge is full of garbage
Just wait 'til I get through...

(Chorus)
Because it's bad, it's bad - hold on
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know it's bad, it's bad - you know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know it's bad, it's bad - grab it, toss out
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
And the whole family just
... ignores it somehow
I have to clean the fridge again
That's sad...

Toss this sh-t out
It's all gone wrong
Bad Chinese food
From The Great Wall
Bad fish fried
Not sealed up tight
Gonna throw up
Forget that tripe
Not good to eat
What was the plan?
Been there forever
Behind the Coke cans!

With food there is a limit
Expiration dates are true
This fridge is full of garbage
Just wait 'til I get through...

(Chorus)

The crisper is disgusting
Rotten potatoes in that space
The celery is wilted
There's an ooze that's thick like paste!

(Chorus) [x3]

Repeat and fade out

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Henry - April 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Well alright then! That about sums my experience up! 5's and thanks!
Jonathan - April 17, 2017 - Report this comment
good take on Henry's request, Rob! 5s!
Rob Arndt - April 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! I was also thinking "The Final Countdown" as "The Final Toss-Out!" Maybe you could use that one Jon ;-)
Waste not, Want not - April 17, 2017 - Report this comment
In the USA, 30-40% of the food supply is wasted, equaling more than 20 pounds of food per person per month! We should remember what Grandma used to say, even though it's illogical: "Finish everything on your plate. The children in Europe are starving."

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