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Song Parodies -> "Bake It 2.0 (The Grace Thomas Anthem) (The Newly Fixed Edition)"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Bake It 2.0 (The Grace Thomas Anthem) (The Newly Fixed Edition)"

Parody Written by:

torivegafan1221

The Lyrics

A homage to Grace Thomas from NBC's Grace Stirs Up Success TV Movie. Here it is, version 2.0 of "Bake It". My newly fixed edition of the song.
She asks her chef, she can’t stand this diet no more
She buys some extra things, while she was at the store
some flour, and some eggs, so her taste buds won’t be bored
So Bake It, Just Bake It

with buttercream, and butter greasing the pan
don’t wanna just eat fruit, she does not do that again
She wants a big slice, though it widens her body
So Bake It, ‘cause she wants some cake, bad!

Just Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
with real butter, please don’t fake it
cake down her stomach, making her wide
ask me it’s wrong, but it feels so right
So Bake It, Bake It
Just Bake It, Bake It
So Bake It, Bake It
Just Bake It, Bake It

while out at the store, held off best that she would
almost convinced her dessert days were gone for good
and then she gets a taste, a free sample, got wood
So Bake It, Just Bake It

She oughta knew that this is really unfair
She does not take her dumb “Diet Dare!”
well J. Lo, Sabrina, Jackie all like big derrieres
So Bake It, since she's already fat

Just Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
without cake, she just can’t make it
bake a 4-layer one, buttercream iced
with a cold glass of milk would be nice

Just Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
with real butter, please don’t fake it
cake down her stomach, making her wide
ask her it’s wrong, but it feels so right
So Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It,
Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It

Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
so what if she looks bad disqualified?
show you how hungry she is for cake
feel kind of empty, her stomach aches

So Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
without cake, she just can’t make it
bake a 4-layer one, buttercream iced
with a cold glass of milk would be nice

Just Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
with real butter, please don’t fake it
cake down her stomach, making her wide
ask me it’s wrong, but it feels so right

Just Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
so what if she looks really heavy?
show you how hungry she is for cake
feel kind of empty, her stomach aches
Just Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It… (fade out.)
(C)2015 Universal City Studios, Inc. American Girl characters: (C)2015 Mattel, Inc. All rights reserved. American Girl Universal Studios NBC

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