-> "Ban 'Em"
Original Song Title:
"Beat It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ban 'Em"
The Lyrics
Americans, we don't want to live in fear
Keep them in place, don't admit them here
Seven nations we despise all inundated with terror
So ban 'em, ban 'em!
Mostly Muslim, gotta do what we can
We don't serve Allah, need more Arab Christians
Vetting's gotta be tough, gonna make a stand
So ban 'em, even if liberals get mad!
(Chorus)
Just ban 'em, ban 'em, ban 'em, ban 'em
Trump has often repeated
Showin' how ugly will be this fight
The lame stream media vs the Right!
Just ban 'em, ban 'em [4x]
Gotta think like Steve Bannon!
They're out to get us, those bad Jihadi clans
Building bombs like toys, groups of future gunmen
We wanna stay alive, so F-ck the damn Quran
So ban 'em, ban 'em
Listen to pretty Kellyanne!
We have to show them that we're really not scared
Keep them in their place, which is over THERE!
In Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya, Sudan, Somalia, and Yemen
So ban 'em, even if liberals get mad!
(Chorus) [x2]
Just ban 'em, ban 'em, ban 'em, ban 'em
Ban 'em, ban 'em, ban 'em, ban 'em
At the airport stop and seize them
AG was fired, gave Trump a fight
Lost her job 'cause he's got the might
And RIGHT... to defend America
(Chorus) [x3]
Just ban 'em, ban 'em
Ban 'em, ban 'em
This nation was not founded on Islam...
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