Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "BLEEP It!"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Celebrity cursing...
Gordon Ramsey every show has to swear
He's a damn disgrace who really doesn't care
You F'ing this and that is all you're gonna hear
So BLEEP it! Just BLEEP it!

Charlie Sheen is a really mean man
Hear him talk to Ex-Richards, MF this and that
He thought he was tough, but yet he got canned
So BLEEP it, 'cause those words are so bad!

Just BLEEP it, BLEEP it, BLEEP it, BLEEP it
No one wants curse words repeated
Assumin' your parents taught you to keep your lips tight
Dropping the F-bomb just isn't right

Just BLEEP it, BLEEP it [4x]

As for modern shows, think Kardashian
Khloe has a mouth, like a huge trash can
On bad words she thrives, she ought to be banned
So BLEEP it, just BLEEP it

Mel Gibson was drunk with vision impaired
Argued with a cop, shoutin' obscenities in the air
Said F-ck you, and hates Jews, hurls insults everywhere
So BLEEP it, 'cause those words are so bad!

(Chorus) [2x]

Just BLEEP it, BLEEP it, BLEEP it, BLEEP it

Celebs can be so conceited
Just 'cause they're rich doesn't mean that they're right
Especially on-camera when they get into dog or cat fights

(Chorus) [3x]

Just BLEEP it, BLEEP it
Lip readers can still read it!


Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   9

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Patrick - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
I can only imagine what Madonna would say about your parody. But Chuck wouldn't let me print it here. He'd BLEEP! it.
Jonathan - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Madonna's probably thought an awful lot about blowing up amiright! proving once again, that she just wants to blow everything! but seriously, Rob, it's funny that you should use this title! believe it or not, a few years ago I was actually trying to come up with a parody concept to fit the title "Bleep It" in place of "Beat It" I couldn't come up with anything, though. so, good on ya mate! :) 455
Rob Arndt - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! Got the inspiration from Gordon Ramsey and his cussing and then just thought about the others. Most disturbing was finding out that lovely Kate Winslet curses like a trucker when off camera! I didn't include her. Women that smoke and/or curse are a turnoff to me...
Rob Arndt - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey Jon, feel free to use my title and even my chorus. I'm sure you could do a second version with your pick of foul mouthed celebs!
Larry Hensley - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
****, I ****ing thought this was the ****, 5's
Rob Arndt - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys, now get the **** outta here!
Patrick - January 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Madonna wants to blow up the White House. At first I thought she didn't know how to make a bomb. Then someone reminded me about "Evita" and "Shanghai Surprise".
Exabyter - September 01, 2019 - Report this comment
You can always count on bad words being bleeped for broadcast TV, while other things that are a whole lot worse still get shown and heard. Nice job.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 778