Got some more Ice Age
Got a new Dread Wight
Gonna summon a Brood
Gonna build a defense
With some Weatherlight...

As I tap on the Hecatomb
And Howl From Beyond
On a Kjeldoran Skyknight
Attack with Ifh-Biff Efreet
And Old Man of the Sea
Or Argivian Find
Returning cards to m'library

Protect with a Black Ward, bust out a Chaos Orb
Destroy with Sinkhole
Plague Rats infesting the other guy's Plateau
But now it's my turn to go
Pay heed, I want you to know

I'm gonna tap my lands for more mana
Then attack with my three Bog Wraiths
And no instant can save your Savannah
If you wanna quit right now and save some face
(If you wanna quit right now and save some face)
Then you should concede unless you have Thoughtlace!
(Then you should concede unless you have Thoughtlace!)
Na na na, na na na, na, na, na naaaaah...

I've been a victim of a Channel Fireball
Thank God for Stream of Life
Fortify with Wall of Bone, a couple of Walls of Stone
Tap me G's, tsunami, suddenly your islands're gone

Bust out a Wrath of God, your stupid Clones are shot
Give the Orcs Firebreathing
(Firebreathing)
Now Serra Angels take to the wind you see
You've got no defense for me
I'm about to win three (win three!)

I'm gonna tap my lands for more mana
(Oooh!)
Then attack with my three Bog Wraiths
(Oooh!)
And no instant can save your Savannah
If you wanna quit right now and save some face
(If you wanna quit right now and save some face)
Then you should concede unless you have Thoughtlace!
(Then you should concede unless you have Thoughtlace!)

I'm gonna tap my lands for more mana!
(Oooh!)
I'm gonna throw out Cone of Flame!
(Cone of Flame--OOOH!)
There's no way to defeat Chimeric Sphere
If you wanna stop this rapid fall from grace
Then you'd better give up before I use my...
(Then you'd better give up before I use my...)
RAGE!

Hoo! Hoo!
Na na na, na na na, na na, na naaaaah...

Come on!
(Tap for more mana!)

(Ad lib ad nauseum)