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Song Parodies -> "Dolezal's Black Not White"
Original Song Title:
"Black Or White"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Michael Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Dolezal's Black Not White"
Parody Written by:
Don Milne
The Lyrics
In the current culture, men want to be women and whites want to be black and it is accepted as perfectly normal. Twenty years ago people thought something was wrong with Michael Jackson changing from black to white. Michael's not with us anymore, but his songs are and this song is once again topical, with a few changes to the lyrics.
[Rachel Dolezal]
I took my country,
On a dubious claim.
Hey, is that black girl you?
Yes, we're one and the same.
Now I believe in miracles,
And a miracle
Has happened, alright.
But, if
You're thinkin' about my pigment,
It don't matter if I’m,
Black not white.
They print my message,
In the ‘Washington Post'.
I had to tell them,
I’m a whitey who toasts.
And I told about ethnicity,
An' it's true,
I can be wrong,
And be right.
But, if,
You're thinkin' about my pigment,
It don't matter if I’m,
Black not white.
Don't depend.
I am tired of my Swedness.
I am tired of crackers.
I am tired of this whiteness.
Goin' where I’m going to blacker.
I ain't scared of your brother.
I ain't scared of the Man.
I ain't scare of nobody,
Girl, when this girl gets tan.
Projection,
For gangs, clubs and nations,
Cause deceit in human relations.
It's a race war on a global scale.
I'd rather be piceous and not pale.
See, it's all about races, blackfaces, faces.
Where your blood comes from,
Ain’t where your space is.
I've seen my skin once paler,
I'm now going to spend,
My life being a color.
Don't say you disapprove of me,
When you saw me,
Spray my skin with some dye.
But, if,
You're thinkin' about my pigment,
It don't matter if I’m,
Black not white.
I said if,
You're thinkin' about my pigment,
It don't matter if I’m,
Black not white.
I said if,
You're thinkin' about my pigment,
It don't matter if I’m,
Black not white.
No, no, alright,
Alright.
Yeah, yeah, yeah now,
Alright, alright.
Jump on, don't,
Yeah, yeah, yeah now,
Alright.
I’m black, not white.
It's tough for me to get by.
I’m black, not white.
I’m black, not white.
It's tough for me to get by.
I’m black, not white.
I took my country,
On a dubious claim.
Hey, is that black girl you?
Yes, we're one and the same.
Now I believe in miracles,
And a miracle
Has happened, alright.
But, if
You're thinkin' about my pigment,
It don't matter if I’m,
Black not white.
They print my message,
In the ‘Washington Post'.
I had to tell them,
I’m a whitey who toasts.
And I told about ethnicity,
An' it's true,
I can be wrong,
And be right.
But, if,
You're thinkin' about my pigment,
It don't matter if I’m,
Black not white.
Don't depend.
I am tired of my Swedness.
I am tired of crackers.
I am tired of this whiteness.
Goin' where I’m going to blacker.
I ain't scared of your brother.
I ain't scared of the Man.
I ain't scare of nobody,
Girl, when this girl gets tan.
Projection,
For gangs, clubs and nations,
Cause deceit in human relations.
It's a race war on a global scale.
I'd rather be piceous and not pale.
See, it's all about races, blackfaces, faces.
Where your blood comes from,
Ain’t where your space is.
I've seen my skin once paler,
I'm now going to spend,
My life being a color.
Don't say you disapprove of me,
When you saw me,
Spray my skin with some dye.
But, if,
You're thinkin' about my pigment,
It don't matter if I’m,
Black not white.
I said if,
You're thinkin' about my pigment,
It don't matter if I’m,
Black not white.
I said if,
You're thinkin' about my pigment,
It don't matter if I’m,
Black not white.
No, no, alright,
Alright.
Yeah, yeah, yeah now,
Alright, alright.
Jump on, don't,
Yeah, yeah, yeah now,
Alright.
I’m black, not white.
It's tough for me to get by.
I’m black, not white.
I’m black, not white.
It's tough for me to get by.
I’m black, not white.
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Rachel Dolezal may try to look Black in blackface, but she was born White and has lied to everyone, undermining the NAACP. She could have used White privilege to help the NAACP in a legit way but lacked integrity. She deliberately misled all and is paying the price. She can embrace Black culture and try to act like a Black woman in America, but she will never be Negro and can transform back to White at any time. Btw, Michael Jackson was a total freak who was a drug addicted gay child molester that denied his race too. In the end he disfigured himself and died of his addiction supported by a corrupt doctor. Back to Dolezal. She has no integrity and continues to lie about her ethnicity, telling a false history of her upbringing. Beyond a laughing stock, she is in denial and needs urgent psychiatric help.
Don, are you serious? Rachel is digging herself deeper into the pit she created with each passing day. Today, she is questioning her birth parents and birth certificate!!! Her family including Black adopted siblings all have refuted her lies about her life while she was empirically white growing up and attending HU. Then, she claimed discrimination BECAUSE she was WHITE!!! Afterwards, the switch to blackface con artist. Everything she has done positive for the NAACP is now undermined through lack of integrity. She is a bald faced liar Don which makes you DuMb to defend her. She can transform back to Caucasian at any time, a REAL Black woman can't do the same. Btw, why bring up Jacko? No matter how much surgery, bathing in llama milk, and hyperbaric therapy, he was still a Black man and died Black. Tiger Woods claims the term Cablasian for his ethnicity and yet is a Black celebrity claimed by the black community. No one in the BC is gonna claim Rachel Dolezal as black celeb. Had she not resigned, she would have been dismissed. Leaders for Colored people can't have an exposed liar as their representative. Integrity matters.
In light of the outrage she has created, not funny.1s
Hey, Hardly and Boo!!! I'm up from slavery and I agree with Don. Good writing. 5s. Live and let live. Get a life. You two guys are one and the same. You lie when you use pseudonyms. You lie as a German passing for white!
Methinks some commentors suffer from satire deficiency.
Booker T. Washington WAS Black, Rachel Dolezal IS White. Period. Anyone who claims otherwise is also a liar. Posing is not the same as being!!!
Excellent job, Don. 5s.
Is this really a black & white issue? Bwahahahaha!!!
Apparently, Czech AND German! LOL!!!
[Two guards are escorting Michael Jackson to prison after he's convicted of child molestation.]
Michael Jackson: *Sigh* I guess I am just another black man.
Guard: Um... black?
Other Guard: Um... man?
Michael Jackson: *Sigh* I guess I am just another black man.
Guard: Um... black?
Other Guard: Um... man?
Where can I actually hear the song not just read it?
Rachel looks orange on my tv set!
If Rachel was born orange, she'd probably be passing herself off as purple!
Jane, Orange is the new black.
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