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Song Parodies -> "Vlad (Abridged Version)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Vlad (Abridged Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

"Putin on the blitz" in Ukraine...
Your ground is mine
Gonna show my might
In broad daylight
My sick worldview
No Western deals
Gonna take what's mine
Orders: shoot to kill
March on, march on
Unit badges kept outta sight...

And BMPs
Buk downed a flight
- MH 17
Grad missile flexed
Big C annexed

(West f-cked, perplexed)

Well, they say I've reached my limit
But that's not really true
In Ukraine you have seen nothing
I can keep on sending troops

Because I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad
I'm strong
(Mad, mad-really, really mad)
West knows I'm mad, I'm mad
They know it
(Mad, mad-really, really mad)
West knows I'm mad, I'm mad
I'm strong, ex-Soviet
(Mad, mad-really, really mad)
And the whole world has to tremble right now
I sheltered Ed Snowden
I'm mad

I've got the clout
Love doin' wrong
Over Iran... Assad
Japan despised
Act out of spite
Kurile Islands
Got a grip that's tight
Venezuelan arms
They were not cheap
Sold 'em everything
Like T-160s

Got billions in assets
I stole them, Da, it's true
Couldn't care less about my people
I rigged my elections too!!!


I could change my mind tomorrow
I could be a better man
Listen to Angela Merkel
But to hell with all Germans!!!


Extend and repeat x 3

I'm Vlad and I'm mad
Really, really mad...

O's pissed!!!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 24

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Jonathan - February 23, 2015 - Report this comment
5's Not "Bad"
Rob Arndt - February 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, when can I expect your next masterpiece? I like your work 😀
Jonathan - February 23, 2015 - Report this comment
^ Thanks Rob that means an awful lot coming from you! :) as for when my next parody will be believe it or not I was actually trying to write one earlier today to put up on friday but unfortunately there were too many distractions so I'll give it another go tomorrow and if all goes well you can expect to see it on friday! :) let me ask have you ever seen the anime "Yu Yu Hakusho?" because that will be the subject of the upcoming parody! in addition I have 2 parodies that you requested of me earlier on that I will be trying to work on and get posted up here very soon! thanks for asking and keep your eyes peeled! :)

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