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Song Parodies -> "Grandma's Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"Rock with you"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Grandma's Anthem"

Parody Written by:

Cody Slusher

The Lyrics

This song goes to all the elderly people in the world. I am not trying to offened people, this is just a joke.
Wrinkles near my eyes.
Slippers instead of shoes.
I wish I was young, but there is nothing that I can do.
A cranky spine.
A heart that is so kind.
And I'm gonna carry that cane.
And walking very slow.
God Bless my soul.

I love to rock in chairs.
(All night)
Doing crochet
I love to rock in chairs.
(All night)
And playing crocket.

Sitting on a bench throwing bird feed at the doves.
80% prune and 20% love.
I maybe old.
But I cook a mean casserole.
And I'm gonna carry that cane.
And walking very slow.
God Bless my soul.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Mark Scotti - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
There should be no offense, clever is clever. Very creative...
Cody Slusher - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
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