She was not quite a beauty queen and she was so obscene
I guess Hillary didn't mind, if Monica said Bill was the one
There was a squirt, on a skirt, on the floor, and all around

She said she met a B.J. named Billy Jean, blue dress in the washing machine
She said with her mouth open wide and slicky Willy inside, "Yeah, Bill is the one!"
There was a a squirt, on her skirt, on the floor, and all around

People always told her, "be careful who you screw"
Don't goin' round blowing all those jobs
Her mother always told her, "be careful, you little slut"
And be careful who you love, having an affair is so uncouth

[Bill sings:]
Lewinsky is not my lover
She's just an intern who said I was the one
And this here is not my come
She said I was the one, but this here is not my come

She wanted a raise, "Guess this job really pays"
Her jaws were open wide
This gal's earned her presidential kneepads
She liked the Clinton gonads
There was a squirt on her skirt, on the floor, and all around
The woman was enticed, he should've picked her for vice (pick her for vice)

She said, "Billy, what are we gonna tell Hillary?"
Then she entered the oral office, you know

Then Billy lied, it don't matter 'cause he got a good ride

People always told her, "be careful who you screw"
Don't go around blowing all those jobs
Her momma always told her, "be careful, little slut"
And be careful who you love, having an affair is so uncouth

Bill took his Viagra much too soon
Then Monica entered the room

[Bill sings:]
Lewinsky is not my lover
She's just an intern who said I was the one
And this here is not my come
She said I was the one, but this here is not my come
That woman, Lewinsky, is not my lover
She's just an intern who said I was the one
But this here is not my come
Lewinsky is not my lover
She's just an intern who said I was the one
But this here is not my come
She said I am the one, but this here is not my come
She said I am the one, but this here is not my come
Lewinsky is not my lover
She's just an intern who said I was the one
But this here is not my come
She said I am the one, but this here is not my come
She said I am the one, she said this is my come
She said I was the one
Lewinsky is not my lover
Lewinsky is not my lover
Lewinsky is not my lover
Lewinsky is not my lover
Lewinsky is not my lover