Song Parodies -> "Beat It (Beat That Hard DDR Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Beat It (Beat That Hard DDR Song)"

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The Lyrics

My third DDR-related parody. DDR is an addiction I will never be able to break, so I should be able to write good parodies about it. And with the popularity of "Crank Dat DDR", here's the sequel to the sequel!

They told him "Don't you ever try that hard song"
He didn't wanna listen, he knew they were wrong
He wouldn't be a spaz, wouldn't be a bad ding-dong
He'd beat it, just beat it

Pluto Relinquish by that 2MB guy
The hardest song in DDR, I wonder why
He knows it's real tough, but he'll pass it tonight
He'll beat it, even though he might die, he'll

Beat It (Beat It)
Beat It (Beat It)
Even on Oni, he'll clear it
Show em' fast jumping
Get really far
It doesn't matter
If you use bar
Just Beat It

It's out to get you, better step it real fast
Don't wanna get an E, you wanna get a passed
You wanna stay alive, better not get no bads
Just beat it, he'll beat it

It goes from 100 to 800, scared?
You see it's super-stream, you wanna disappear
You'd think that it's impossible, the steps just ain't fair
But Beat It, nothing's too hard for him, just

Beat It (Beat It)
Beat It (Beat It)
Even on Oni, he'll clear it
Show em' fast jumping
Get really far
It doesn't matter
If you use bar
Just (x2)

Beat it beat it beat it
Beat it beat it beat it
Beat it beat it beat it
Beat it beat it beat it

(Van Halen solo, layered with Pluto Relinquish's ending)

Beat It (Beat It)
Beat It (Beat It)
No one ever knew you'd clear it
Shown em' fast jumping
Passed the whole song
I'm right here, fainted
Get me in car
Just (x5)

I can't beat Pluto Relinquish on Heavy or Oni. It's just too hard.

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Cody Slusher - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment

I like it. here is a 5 combos and 5 A's for you.

DJ Blaze - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Cody! I love DDR and DDR-related parodies. I've tried DrumMania, but I'm just not coordinated enough.

Christie Marie M - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment

I saw the clip of DDR and I strongly agree that the song Pluto Relinquish is difficult and there's a load of arrows for the stage, making it impossible to master! Even I don't think my bro could master Pluto, although he had mastered certain stages with tons of arrows most of the time! Another hard songs for DDR are Afronova, V, Paranoia, etc. Well, that's my opinion. Great parody! 555 AAA's scored!

DJ Blaze - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Christie! I agree that the ending of PR is the hardest part. I remember failing miserably the first time I tried Afronova. BTW, code was "TRD", which is Toyota's auto parts label. LOL

Andria - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment

Great one, DJ, and I have a correction regarding "TRD". That would be Toyota's high-performance and racing division, and it stands for "Toyota Racing Development". I know because I have ordered parts for a Corolla GTS that I once owned. 5s.

DJ Blaze - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Andria! I just got that wrong because I remember TRD in Gran Turismo as the part shop for Toyota.

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