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Song Parodies -> "Casino Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Casino Queen"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This song complete P2, and opens the door for P3 which will contain the majority of my AmIRight Ages Parodies. . .Hear Casino Queen Free!
It was maybe 15 degrees on a New Years Eve
I pulled the lever and saw cherries, and that's how I won
as I dance, on the floor, screamed out loud
Yes, that's right I won
and I screamed, got the crowd to surround

The next day at Casino Queen
near the same scene
I placed a bet on Roulette Red 21
Stood up straight, grabbed my shirt, and prayed away

As the wheel began to slow down
I couldn't seem to move
the ball had stopped my heart
The guy who spun the wheel yeah
I couldn't help but hug
I hit that number too
I won a million boo Hey

Casino Queen became my lover
It's a great place after you turn 21
but Take care of what you've won

It's a great place for fun
but Take care of what you've won

For 80 days and for 80 nights
I tried to lie
but Who can stand giving up a chance to roll the dice
So I played, Every day, and Every night

So take my strong advice,
Just remember to not roll them twice (Don't Roll Twice)

I first dropped twenty, then fifty three
and said Hit Me
Then lost all my cash very quickly
I can't pay my fines
Cause I lost, all my cash, at Black Jack Baby

The owner came to tell me
Don't be acting like a fool
Betting all I've worked so Hard for
but He didn't try to stop me
As I traded in my shirt
I bet it on the works
I'm near naked and it hurts hey

Casino Queen is not my lover
It's just a place that got every dime that I own
Yes, I even lost my phone

Casino Queen deceived me further
It's just a place that I used to call my home
but, I lost all that I own

Then my shirt came undone
Next, I noticed my watch was gone

He He He. . .

Was why I'm so damn dumb
Where's my mortgage, lost my home

No No No

Casino Queen why do I bother
It's just a place where dreams are lost and reborn
but, I can't go there no more

I said I lost my home
but at least my pants are on

I said I lost my home

and My cellular phone

I hope this save someone

Casino Queen is not my brother

Casino Queen is not my mother

definitely is not my lover

Casino Queen Is Not My Lover
This song, like my others, is on my Page and The Below Average Dave 24/7 Radio Station. Now be carefull out in those Casinos

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 13

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   11

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Below Average Dave - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you for the votes both people who voted. . .to the one who gave me a 454-that goes for you to. . .I appreciate it and invite you to let me know your thoughts. . .that means you thought it was good but has room for improvement, I'm always looking for both opinions:) Thanks all!
Michael E Cormier - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job, Dave. I gotta agree. A below 5 vote isn't the end of the world to me either. Ya gotta write for the love of it. I'll bump your average up, though. 555
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Good work. I have never been to a casino.
Christie Marie M - September 06, 2008 - Report this comment
I so dig your parody, Below Average Dave!!! I love the OS and your version is funny! You should have been given perfect 5's for this parody! I have to go with Michael Cormier on that. I bumped your average up as well. 555's on me! BTW, I enjoy going to casinos a whole lot. :)

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