Through the album, you might hear something that is really bad
You try to figure it out but that song really seems outta place
You try your darndest, but this song don't sound quite right to you
Then like a bullet, the conclusion shows up in your eyes,
You realize

That this is filler, filler song
I didn't really have any more things to put on
You know it's filler, filler crap
I wrote this song to be filler, filler
Last night

I know that this is the weakest parody on the CD
I know that you're gonna skip over it constantly
But, as you can see, I don't really give a flying stuff
Because as long as you buy the songs legally
I make money

But this is filler, filler alright?
I actually can't belive that you are still listening
'Cause this is filler, really bad
I now consider you a total freakin
Moron

This is ridiculous!
You're unbelivably bored, aren't you?
There's No Escapin' The loserishness of this crap
Wait, I just made that word up!

You want real good music? Try listening to "Weird Al" Yankovic
He really is a much better parodist than me: I really stink
Now is the time that you should hit the fast-forward button
And I really think that you should go away and get other mp3s
I mean, seriously

This song is filler, near the end
All that's left really is the thing Vincent Price did
Girl, This is filler, gonna leave
I just need to go away to the toilet, dunny, outhouse
the john, right now!

This song is filler, near the end
All that's left really is the thing Vincent Price did
Girl, This is filler, gonna leave
I just need to go away to the toilet, dunny, outhouse
the john, right now!

Hello, every boy! Mystik Tomato here.
Why the frekin' hell are you still listening?
Honestly! You really don't have anything
else to do? Why don't you listen to Dr Demento?
I'm sure he has something better than this
Trust me. Would I lie to you?
You can skip now. I don't care.
YOU CAN SKIP NOW. What, are you deaf?
Are you that unbelivaly stupid that
you can't hit the next button on your mp3 player?
I mean, seriously! SKIP! See if I care
Alright, since everyone shoulda forwarded the tape
I'm just gonna put some subliminal messages here
Question Authority!
Demand to see a monkey!
I like blue!

[Into Maniacal Laugh, In Deep Echo]