Splat!!

As we pulled up to the window,
Was the sound of a Latino,
Said do you want fries with that?
Said "no fries, just a big mac".
We sat down at the table,
I could se she was unstable,
She ran into the bathroom,
Something plopped down,
It was big and brown.

Kelly are you ok?
So Kelly are you ok
Are you ok,Kelly
Kelly are you ok?
So Kelly are you ok
Are you ok,Kelly
Kelly are you ok?
So Kelly are you ok
Are you ok,Kelly
Kelly are you ok
So are you ok, are you ok, Kelly

Kelly are you ok?
Will you tell me if your ok
There's a sign on the window,
It says uh o, bathroom over flow.
You ran into your apartment,
Left skid marks on the carpet.
Then you ran to the bathroom,
Something plooped down
It was big and brown

Kelly are you ok?
So Kelly are you ok
Are you ok,Kelly
Kelly are you ok?
So Kelly are you ok
Are you ok,Kelly
Kelly are you ok?
So Kelly are you ok
Are you ok,Kelly
You've ben hit by,
You've ben hit by some food poisoning

Splat!!

So you ran into an outhouse
Out came a mouse scared by your mouth
Ass to toilet resucitation,
To unclog your irrigation.

Kelly are you ok?
So Kelly are you ok
Are you ok,Kelly
Kelly are you ok?
So Kelly are you ok
Are you ok,Kelly
Kelly are you ok?
So Kelly are you ok
Are you ok,Kelly

Kelly are you ok
So are you ok, are you ok, Kelly

Kelly are you ok?
Will you tell me if your ok
There's a sign on the window,
It says uh o, bathroom over flow.
You ran into your apartment,
Left skid marks on the carpet.
Then you ran to the bathroom,
Something plooped down
It was big and brown

Kelly are you ok?
So Kelly are you ok
Are you ok,Kelly
Kelly are you ok?
So Kelly are you ok
Are you ok,Kelly
Kelly are you ok?
So Kelly are you ok
Are you ok,Kelly
You've ben hit by,
You've ben stuffed by some food poisoning

(All right I want everyoneto stop farting right now!)
Fart!!

Kelly are you ok
Pepto!
Will you tell me if you're ok
Pepto!
Sign on the window
Pepto!
Says uh o bathroom overflow.
Pepto!
Ran into your apartment
Pepto!
Left skid marks on the carpet
Pepto Bismol!
Ran into the bathroom
Pepto!
Something plopped down, big and brown Kelly
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Splat!!