Song Parodies -> "Beat It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

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Original Performer:

"Beat It"

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The Lyrics

they told me, don't you bring those boys around here
the law, you'll have to face, if you touch their rears
i wound up on trial, but now, i've been cleared
i beat it...i beat it

i didn't run, although i thought of that plan
i showed up like i should and took it like a man
the goin' was tough...thank the lord for my fans
i beat it...yes, the jury was had

i beat it...beat it...beat it...beat it
nasty ol' D.A.'s defeated
sure, boys are hunky...this i must fight
sure, i was shattered...now, i'm alright
i beat it...beat it...i beat it...beat it
i beat it...beat it...i beat it...beat it

they're out to get me...better alter my plans
ain't gonna let no boys hang out at neverland
i wanna stay outside...i'd be doomed in the can
i beat it...i beat it

i tried to show them that i wasn't that scared
although it cast my life in such an ugly glare
they caught me, but can't beat me..now the verdict's declared
i beat it...i beat it...yes, the jury was had

i beat it...beat it...beat it...beat it
nasty ol' D.A.'s defeated
sure, boys are hunky...this i must fight
sure, i was shattered...now, i'm alright
i beat it...beat it...i beat it...beat it
i beat it...beat it...i beat it...beat it

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Arwen - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

"Sure, boys are hunky..." LOL!!! It's honestly disturbing how hard that made me laugh, Alvin! Great job!

Kristof Robertson - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

This was pretty good Al...although I'm a bit disappointed at the verdict...I wanted to see Mike reprise his Scarecrow role in the prison's production of The Wiz...;-)

Charlie Decker - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Great job with an obvious choice for the OS, Al. 555

alvin rhodes - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks arwen kristof and charlie

Rick C - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Good one, Alvin! I saw a newspaper with the OS title as the headline on the day after the verdict. I thought about a parody to it but, never got past the thought. Nicely done..5s

alvin rhodes - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks rick

Paul Robinson - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

I didn't care one way or the other about how it came out...I can certainly see how the jury came back with "Reasonable Doubt" considering the Prosecution case, especially the accuser's Mother as a witness, I mean...P.U. for her...and I wasn't all that disappointed that I never had to get around to finishing "Bailiff, Where Did My Glove Go?" or "Lay, Sonny, Lay" for that matter...5's ~ ~ ~

alvin rhodes - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks paul..lol

AFW - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Yup, he beat it....and that's what he'd better tell little boys..from now on...good write, Alvin..

PMS - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

This parody can't be beat! Well done as always.

MrMacphisto - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Great parody, and the topic is just more proof of how screwed up California is....

Patrick Yoness - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Good job. Even though the idea was pretty obvious you had some great lines in there, very funny stuff.

Dr. Bob - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

well done. a number of good lines in there.

Jenna stupid - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment

This is good!!!! But now to come off the topic, I am disappointed to count all the numbers of MJ haters ... it's too much! Don't get sarcastic! I don't like bad jokes about Michael :(

alvin rhodes - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks AFW PMS mrmacphisto patrick bob and jenna

wow - March 18, 2024 - Report this comment

Pretty clever o' u to come up with that parody.

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