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Song Parodies -> "Silly Teen"
Original Song Title:
"Billie Jean"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Michael Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Silly Teen"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i'm so sore...at that snooty teen...what an ugly scene
he's lost his mind...just what does he mean
i was the one
with his pants...on the floor...in a mound
he said i was the one
with his pants...on the floor...in a mound
fingered me, by name...this silly teen...and it caused a scene
then everyone rolled their eyes and screamed
that i was the one
with his pants...on the floor...in a mound
people always told me...be careful of who you do
and don't go around touching young boy's parts
and furthermore, they told me...the law, you're not above
and if its young boys that you do
then they'll throw the book at you
silly teen...he's not my lover
although his parents...claim that i am the one
who had diddled their poor son
for scary days and scary nights...the law was at my site
a search was planned...and the cops demand...my contraband
all the mags...and the porn...have been found
my lawyers give advice
they remember cause we've done this twice...(was it thrice ?)
he told his parents, we were drinking till three
and apparently...i showed him some photos
this fella lied...he's no boyfriend of mine
people always told me...be careful of who you do
and don't go around touching young boy's parts
they're all just out to frame me...there's no special secret room
i'll be on trial real soon...i hope that i'm not doomed
silly teen...he's not my lover
although his parents...claim that i am the one
that had diddled their poor son
silly teen...he's not my lover
although his parents...claim that i am the one
that had diddled their poor son
they claim i am the one...but i never touched their son
they claim i am the one...but i never touched their son
silly teen...he's not my lover
although his parents...claim that i am the one
that had diddled their poor son
they claim i am the one...but i never touched their son
they claim i am the one...but i never touched their son
they claim i am the one
silly teen...he's not my lover
silly teen...he's not my lover
he's lost his mind...just what does he mean
i was the one
with his pants...on the floor...in a mound
he said i was the one
with his pants...on the floor...in a mound
fingered me, by name...this silly teen...and it caused a scene
then everyone rolled their eyes and screamed
that i was the one
with his pants...on the floor...in a mound
people always told me...be careful of who you do
and don't go around touching young boy's parts
and furthermore, they told me...the law, you're not above
and if its young boys that you do
then they'll throw the book at you
silly teen...he's not my lover
although his parents...claim that i am the one
who had diddled their poor son
for scary days and scary nights...the law was at my site
a search was planned...and the cops demand...my contraband
all the mags...and the porn...have been found
my lawyers give advice
they remember cause we've done this twice...(was it thrice ?)
he told his parents, we were drinking till three
and apparently...i showed him some photos
this fella lied...he's no boyfriend of mine
people always told me...be careful of who you do
and don't go around touching young boy's parts
they're all just out to frame me...there's no special secret room
i'll be on trial real soon...i hope that i'm not doomed
silly teen...he's not my lover
although his parents...claim that i am the one
that had diddled their poor son
silly teen...he's not my lover
although his parents...claim that i am the one
that had diddled their poor son
they claim i am the one...but i never touched their son
they claim i am the one...but i never touched their son
silly teen...he's not my lover
although his parents...claim that i am the one
that had diddled their poor son
they claim i am the one...but i never touched their son
they claim i am the one...but i never touched their son
they claim i am the one
silly teen...he's not my lover
silly teen...he's not my lover
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Good take on the Michael thing...I give you three Jackson Five's
Spunkingly good! 555
Silly teen - goin' burn one glover. I can just see the headlines now. I love it when an MJ song is used on his own parody. Well done, Alvin.
Well done. 5s.
thanks AFW, kristof, guy and john
Like Guy said, very clever to use MJ's own song here.
thanks johnny
Brilliant.
Awesome, alvin. High fives. I've got one posting soon along the same theme, different song. Hope it's half this good.
Using one's own song to point out a foible is most appropriate. After all, when Billy Joel had his last car wreck, I turned "All You Wanna Do Is Dance" into "All You Wanna Do Is Drive." On the other hand, I used a BJ song to smack MJ: "Captain Jacko."
Whoa, I can actually hear Jackson singing this for real! Your mastery of Michael-parodies rivals that of Weird Al! 555!
thank you all for the kind comments
Favorite line: "they remember cause we've done this twice...(was it thrice ?)"
LOL! This is brilliant, Alvin! Couldn't be better!
LOL! This is brilliant, Alvin! Couldn't be better!
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