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Song Parodies -> "Fetus"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Black Jesus

The Lyrics

Your parents made you when they really got bored
Your being fed through an umbilical cord
You also have soul given to you by the Lord
You're a fetus, yes fetus.

You're growing lots you're growing out of control
You're almost too big to fit through Mama's hole
And in between your legs is a very tiny pole
You're a fetus, gonna grow to be a man

You're a fetus, fetus, fetus, fetus
Complete with a little penis
Getting much closer to being born
You'll live in Mama's basement, downloading porn
You're a fetus, fetus
You're a fetus, fetus
You're a fetus, fetus
You're a fetus, fetus

You're out of mama and you feel alive
Daddy's so happy that he's doing the jive
It's too bad that your daddy had a son at 85
You're a fetus, yes fetus

You're mama said you had the roundest little head
Too bad she crushed you while rolling in bed
You lived for twenty minutes
Now you're being presumed dead
You were a fetus, too bad that you're dead

Repeat Chorus 9 Times
Parody Copyright 2002 Black Jesus (Ryan jackson)
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Pacing: 3.3
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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 26

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