I am your Aussie salesman today
Why don't you check out all these cars
Tell me right now, boss, is it quitting time?
If it is I'll hit the bars

Don't think that I don't care
About used cars you're buying
I will get in your hair
I might be over-trying
Lying

Oh, it's a crock, Oh, it's a crock,
Oh, it's a crock, Oh, it's a crock

You hear my laughter at what you pay
This weekend I will have much fun
I claimed that the car's the best today
You wonder why it doesn't run

Don't try to get your money
All sales are final here
I'll rip you off, charge large fees
While I drink Foster's beer

Oh, it's a crock, Oh, it's a crock,
Oh, it's a crock, Oh, it's a crock

Now here just wandered a crocodile
I don't think he wants to buy a car, no
So we run in, 'cause that creature's vile
We wish he would go real soon, whoa

He went back to the sea
It's not our finest hour
Bad place for used cars, see
And I do need a shower
We said

Oh, it's a croc, Oh, it's a croc,
Oh, it's a croc, Oh, it's a croc