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Song Parodies -> "Fatherless Leech"
Original Song Title:
"Papa Don't Preach"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Fatherless Leech"
Parody Written by:
ееL dеaL
The Lyrics
Daddy, I've never known who the hell you are.
The truth is you don't know me either.
Neither does Mom know, 'cause I'm from a gang-bang.
You never knew you'd done us wrong;
Just knocked Mom up, and you moved along.
Now, like Mom, I'm a tart; slutting it up is my thang.
Nobody warned me about boys:
How they treat us girls like we're sex toys.
Now I'm in such a mess,
And no one will help me.
See...
Fatherless leech:
Love child on the dole.
Fatherless leech:
Thinking with my hole.
That's what made me decide
I'll murder my baby.
Ooh! I'm gonna shred my baby! Mmm...
No boy would ever think to marry me;
Never heard of marriage, honestly.
For my comfort, my child will be sacrificed.
To describe what's gonna happen's mighty grim:
A vacuum will tear my baby limb from limb,
Or with a curette 'twill be sliced and diced.
See...
Fatherless leech:
I've no common sense.
Fatherless leech:
Also, no conscience.
That's what made me decide
I'll murder my baby.
Mmm! I'm gonna shred my baby! Ooh! Oh...
Little baby growing inside of me,
I'll torture to death legally.
I turned out just like my parents:
I'm a heartless slut;
Psychopath slut!
Y'see...
Fatherless leech:
None matters but I.
Fatherless leech:
My baby must die.
That's what made me decide
I'll murder my baby.
Mmm! I'm gonna shred my baby! Ooh! Oh...
Fatherless leech:
Love child on the dole.
Fatherless leech:
Thinking with my hole.
Fatherless leech:
I've no common sense.
Fatherless leech:
Also, no conscience.
(Fatherless leech!)
Oh...
(Fatherless leech!)
I'm gonna shred my baby! Ooh...
(Fatherless leech!)
'Cause (I) hate having a baby!
(Fatherless leech!)
I know I'm shredding my baby...
The truth is you don't know me either.
Neither does Mom know, 'cause I'm from a gang-bang.
You never knew you'd done us wrong;
Just knocked Mom up, and you moved along.
Now, like Mom, I'm a tart; slutting it up is my thang.
Nobody warned me about boys:
How they treat us girls like we're sex toys.
Now I'm in such a mess,
And no one will help me.
See...
Fatherless leech:
Love child on the dole.
Fatherless leech:
Thinking with my hole.
That's what made me decide
I'll murder my baby.
Ooh! I'm gonna shred my baby! Mmm...
No boy would ever think to marry me;
Never heard of marriage, honestly.
For my comfort, my child will be sacrificed.
To describe what's gonna happen's mighty grim:
A vacuum will tear my baby limb from limb,
Or with a curette 'twill be sliced and diced.
See...
Fatherless leech:
I've no common sense.
Fatherless leech:
Also, no conscience.
That's what made me decide
I'll murder my baby.
Mmm! I'm gonna shred my baby! Ooh! Oh...
Little baby growing inside of me,
I'll torture to death legally.
I turned out just like my parents:
I'm a heartless slut;
Psychopath slut!
Y'see...
Fatherless leech:
None matters but I.
Fatherless leech:
My baby must die.
That's what made me decide
I'll murder my baby.
Mmm! I'm gonna shred my baby! Ooh! Oh...
Fatherless leech:
Love child on the dole.
Fatherless leech:
Thinking with my hole.
Fatherless leech:
I've no common sense.
Fatherless leech:
Also, no conscience.
(Fatherless leech!)
Oh...
(Fatherless leech!)
I'm gonna shred my baby! Ooh...
(Fatherless leech!)
'Cause (I) hate having a baby!
(Fatherless leech!)
I know I'm shredding my baby...
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Nice try, impostor, but you're way too honest about what genocidal psychopaths all baby-butchering Biden-rimming DemoKKKrats are to pass as E.D. who's lying if he's breathing.
Booooooooo!
interesting that this crap posted by a phony eeL deaL has gotten a load of 1 votes. doesn't that show us that the amiright 1-bomber doesn't target particular themes but particular authors? the security code for this comment is Y3S, so i guess it's true.
Maybe that's just what someone WANTS you to think!
13 = 13
169 = 13 X 13
μ(169 X 1 + 13 X 5) = ~1.3 (to the nearest tenth), &
4 = Death
Nobody here is too superstitious, I hope?
169 = 13 X 13
μ(169 X 1 + 13 X 5) = ~1.3 (to the nearest tenth), &
4 = Death
Nobody here is too superstitious, I hope?
Thank you for letting us all know how you don't give a crap about people whose pregnancy may kill them or babies who are fated to die young and in intolerable amounts of pain, MAGA whore.
Thanks for showing everyone how much worse and even more sadistic than Adolf Hitler, Joe Stalin, and Mao Zedong PUT TOGETHER all you genocidal pro-abortion psychopaths truly are by trying to conflate a few exceedingly rare emergency procedures to save a mother's life with the more than a BILLION cruel and purely elective torturous murders of unborn babies you goose-stepping Moloch-worshipers have committed just to keep the heartless promiscuous perverts from having to deal with the inconvenient consequences of their screwing around. Come back and try your "original position" fallacy on us again after YOU'VE been aborted, you Biden-rimming billion-baby-butchering bіtchwhore.
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