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Song Parodies -> "Border Whine"

Original Song Title:

"Borderline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Border Whine"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

They have a border deal
But Dump tells the Right
Don’t let it be
“Don’t give Joe
Another legislative victory”
Stop playing with our hearts
Finish what you start
Stop letting the people down
This is madness you know
Now stop the shit show
End all this fooling around

Now try to understand
They could work with Biden
But Dump tells them
Don’t make the deal

Border whine is always the cry of right wing minds
They just keep on scaring people with their border whine
Border whine is always the cry of right wing minds
They just keep on scaring people with their border whine

Are they deliberately lazy?
Not solving it is crazy
They just keep on scaring people with their border whine

They said the problem’s so bad
It needs to be fixed this week
But they won’t do it now
Because Dump owns the G.O.P.
Stop letting people down
Stop fooling around
Stop your bowing to that clown
Let’s vote the jerks away
Sue Dump more today
Put a stop to all their games

Now try to understand
They could work with Biden
But Dump tells them
Don’t make the deal

Border whine is always the cry of right wing minds
They just keep on scaring people with their border whine
Border whine is always the cry of right wing minds
They just keep on scaring people with their border whine

Are they deliberately lazy?
Not solving it is crazy
They just keep on scaring people with their border whine

Their endless game is so shitty
Come on, good folks, you can see
They just keep on scaring people with their border whine
They cause us so much pain
It is just insane
It’s not hard for us to see
They just keep on scaring people with their border whine

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Total Votes: 431

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CML - January 31, 2024 - Report this comment
You do parrot the current wisdom for the last week of January well, I'll give you that much. But riddle me this: Why does Biden need this "deal" before he starts enforcing the border. Why not use the laws that were already on the books that Trump utilized that kept illegal immigration to a fraction of what it is now? And why is Biden suddenly hot to control the border when just last week he was ordering the Border Patrol to cut barbed wire barriers in Texas ... And, of course we all know why. Because this "Border deal" is a barge load of unmitigated and unexpurgated ... Horse .. s&*t
Observer - January 31, 2024 - Report this comment
How the HELL can this have 26 views and a total of 104 votes?! Why WON'T ChuckyG fix this?!
Max Power - January 31, 2024 - Report this comment
You could say the voting is fortified.
MAGA - January 31, 2024 - Report this comment
When we say "fortified" we mean "rigged" of course; and you have no legal standing to challenge it, so know your place, peasant!
eeL deaL - January 31, 2024 - Report this comment
any mental midgets who still think the voting is legit here, simply digest Observer's comment, if you can handle basic math...it was a synchronicity for eeL to see Madonna's "Borderline" mentioned on "Toon In With Me" this morning.
Max Power - January 31, 2024 - Report this comment
Lol.
eeL deaL - February 01, 2024 - Report this comment
You Nazis hates me because I'm not a part of your cult!
Libby - February 01, 2024 - Report this comment
Fortified with 10 essential vitamins and vitamins, part of this nutritious beeakfast! Lol.
eeLdeaL (reaL) - February 29, 2024 - Report this comment
concerning the argument that Biden could use executive authority, keep in mind that it takes more $ to increase border security, and Congress controls the purse, plus the recent bill that Dump sabotaged would actually increase a president's power to act on this issue.

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