-> "Stranded on Planet Titan"
Original Song Title:
"Pretender"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stranded on Planet Titan"
The Lyrics
I lost Avengers, Thanos destroyed the day
He’s a destroyer, yeah, he stole the stones away
The Earth’s in danger, most humans fade away
By evil power, of Thanos’ gold glove
That Dr. Strange and the great Spider-Man
Have died away on this Planet Titan
The color stones are what Thanos received
A loss of lives is so hard to believe
Am I the last Avenger to survive?
‘Cause I don’t really know, if my mates remain alive
If there’s a ship I could hop in and fly,
I will fly back to Earth and make that Thanos die
I lost Avengers
I lost Avengers
Thanos will pay for all his stupid crimes
This big ol’ war has been a waste of time
Thanos’ big glove erased the humankind
Thanos has robbed us blind, he is way out of his mind
I lost Avengers, and the X-Men today
The Silver Surfer, where has he gone today?
Thanos the killer, got stones on his glove
Where are the Hulk and the Almighty Thor?
Where are the Guardians? Have they died in the war?
I know this war has been so dangerous
But my world will not get eaten by Galactus
I wonder if the silver man’s in space
Confronting Galactus, both chatting face-to-face
Over Thanos making every human die
But, I hope Galactus won’t bake Earth like a pie
I wish that I could travel back in time
And stop Thanos and his stupid war crimes
And then go save all of the humankind
Thanos has a sick mind
Thanos has made the humans die
Thanos would try to steal and lie
The Earth is what Thanos can’t buy
Thanos will die, to pay for all his war crimes
He’s a destroyer,
He is a monster,
He’s an invader, with his big gold glove
I lost Avengers, yeah, are they on Earth today?
The Earth’s in danger, yeah, Thanos destroyed the day
That evil master, I wish he’d fade away
I lost Avengers, we lost to Thanos today
He’s a destroyer,
He’s an eraser,
He is a stealer, he stole the stones away
The stones of color, are all on his glove
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