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Song Parodies -> "Kick Some Shell: A Ninja Turtles Song"

Original Song Title:

"Live to Tell"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Kick Some Shell: A Ninja Turtles Song"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my first Ninja Turtles song parody of a Madonna song. This is also my first Ninja Turtles song parody ever in my song parody history. This reminds me when Madonna and Ninja Turtles were two of the most popular topics of the ‘80s.
***Leonardo***:

We’re heroes in a half shell
We used to be pet turtles in full shells
We practice around sewer walls
Before we go surf through the sewer halls

***Master Splinter***:

I can teach you a thousand moves
I’ll train you very well
To go kick some shell
Against evil Shredder, who is
Known as Oroku Saki

***Michelangelo***:

We eat pizza at home
But Shredder scares us with his Technodrome
He tries to invade the city
With evil Krang and his android body

***Master Splinter***:

Shredder has done a thousand crimes
I hope you all do well
To go kick some shell
Against Shredder and his partners
Named Bebop and Rocksteady

I’m just a rat with a great mind
I’ll teach you very well
To go kick some shell
Though, I don’t feel human
Because of that Retro Mutagen

(As the middle music begins, Oroku Saki uses his knife to nail part of Hamato Yoshi’s ninja uniform to the wall)

Hamato Yoshi (struggling to bow down while being stuck to the wall):

Aah! Uuh! Uuh!

Master’s assistant:

Impudent dog! Bow before our beloved master!

(Yoshi grabs the knife from behind his back, and puts the knife on the ground.)

Master’s assistant:

So you plot to kill our honorable Sensei!

Master:

Disgraceful! Hmm! For this misdeed, you should be banished from the foot clan altogether!

(As the middle music ends, Raphael continues the singing.)

***Raphael*** (singing to Splinter):

A long time ago, you escaped from Japan
To get very far
To New York with your books on martial arts

***Donatello***:

We are a group
Shredder will not turn us to turtle soup
We’ll take a stand
We will all fight
Shredder tonight

***Master Splinter***:

I know you all crave pizza pies
But you must practice well
To go kick some shell
Against evil Shredder, who knows
I am Hamato Yoshi

Our world will never fall behind
So I will train you well
To go kick some shell
Against all the villains
They all smuggle Retro Mutagen

Shredder will pay for all his crimes
So I will train you well
To go kick some shell
Against evil Shredder, who is
Known as Oroku Saki
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Jeff Reuben - July 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Worth the wait over the holiday!
Scotty Dangerously - July 05, 2018 - Report this comment
@Jeff Agreed!

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