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Original Song Title:

"Crazy for You"

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Parody Song Title:

"Crazy for News"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My 4150th parody! Star Wars Episode IX comes out Dec 20, 2019. Plot leaks already...
Crowded theater as the crawl starts
Warsies hoping Light will trump Dark
J.J. Abrams scum don't F-ck up this one!

Batuu, Falcon is traced there
Bazine Netal made Hux quite aware
Kylo and his Knights are fighting Rey
Luke, a force ghost in dismay. Is it really this way???

We're crazy for news
Heard a lot, but can't confirm it's true
Since "Episode VIII" the fans are pissed
No more bad news, or boycott persists
Kathleen Kennedy, we hate you, yes, we do!

General Organa dead at the start
Ten years have passed since the last part
Snoke's alive though he took a fall

The Resistance is on the move
Space "War to end all wars" is coming soon
What happened to the Skywalker line?
What will we find in Episode IX? Truth?


Are the leaks true? We're crazy for news
How much of this is true?
We're crazy, crazy for news...

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Force Ghost - June 11, 2018 - Report this comment
The Skywalker line is alive in Kylo Ren - Come to the Dark Side Rob, we have cookies...
Rob Arndt - June 11, 2018 - Report this comment
I wish they had kept it as it should have been. Luke married the "Emperor's Hand" assassin Mara Jade who had been turned. THEY had a son named Ben. Meanwhile, Leia married Han and had the twins Jacen and Jaina Solo plus baby Anakin. In Eps VII & VIII Kylo and Rey should be brother and sister. J.J. Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy have really messed SW up with reimagining the basics. The Force was bloodlines and Sith Master/Apprentice. Now it's the Force chooses whom it will for balance purposes. And the politicizing of the space opera is a bumner. The new trilogy is NOT a real advancement. It is SJW heaven of top heavy neo feminism women bossing men around, minorities inserted like affirmative action, sexual suggestions about Lando and his robot (pansexualism Disney calls it), and more sick stuff like solving a battle problem with hyperjump suicide. What will kids be learning here? Will Episode IX feature transgender, fat Acceptance (body positivity), rape culture, No Go zones, etc... ??? I'm glad they will do a separate Boba Fett movie, but even the story of the Mandalores has been altered. They were space mercenaries, NOT clones! George Lucas has lost control of his SW universe. I've been a dedicated fan since May 25, 1977. This trilogy is disgraceful.
Rob Arndt - June 11, 2018 - Report this comment
Btw, it might be interesting to note that Qi'Ra is Rey's mom by Han. She knows the ship, the Kessel run, and Han as a smuggler, not as a war hero. He also gives her parental like treatment and trusts her with his ship. Then there's the blaster gift to her. Think about it.
Rob Arndt - June 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Star Wars Fan - June 15, 2018 - Report this comment
I heard Darth Atrius is confirmed for Ep.9. He has crossguard sabers as Kylo does, but more ancient.

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