Grrr?

My name is Bear, Yogi – and I live in Jellystone
I’m on your T V set as you watch from home

You’ve not gone insane, yes, I’m a talking bear
Of the campers’ treats, I wanna take my share
Ranger Smith is dour, I can feel his glower
But life as bear, you know I’d say’s not fair

I fear bear choice, is try to wrangle yummies
I have some ploys, (and most annoys), fill my tummy
Propose to try: to cadge I think’s my calling
Shout to camp guys “I’ll have some fries; seven helpings”

Boo-boo is my name, I’m like, a little bear
I’m eager to please, relationship’s unclear
Got some bare attire: only wear bow tie-er
And I’m a bear, of Ranger Smith, who’s scared

Try beguile, or snitch pic-a-nic basket
Free food’s the goal: ran-ger I rile while I'm filching
It's quite a scheme, ‘food fight’ and Yogi’s winning
So ‘bear’ with me, we’ll campers ream
Let’s acquire things...

When it’s Saturday, you get to see the bears
Find the cartoons please, I wanna see you there
In the morning hour, watch bears meals devour
Just like a bear, you know we’ll all be there

As for Yogi’s dame, her name is Cindy Bear
It’s clear she’s a ‘she’ ‘cus mini skirt she wears
No doubt she’s bear frauer, up ‘tween ears are flowers
Just like she bear, can tell she wears mascar’...

“Smarter than average-y”, holiday-ers plans be warned
These bears can fool you and bring your meals to harm

Just like a bear, omn’vores will seek to share
You’ll like these bruins to see, they’re so un-ursinery
Just like your treats – they’re out to steal your eats
Just like a bear, “Hey hey Boo Boo - grab picnic fare”

Just like a bear, we’ll take man’s share
We seek cuisinery
Just like a bear, campers beware
We’ll take viands oh please
Just like a bear, “That steak you’ll share?”
We’ll take ice cream with glee
Just like a bear, your table’s bare
We’re such a team you see

Just like a bear, our joy’s to freeload wares
It’s so amusing, see, cartoon buffoonery
Prefer your cheese, pass by those nuts, berr-ies
Just like a bear, avoid these boys; they’ll take your fare

Have no desire to voice “don’t play with fire”
So no confusing me, with that dude Ole Smokey
Moochers extreme we make that Ranger steam
Just like a bear, advice: vacationers beware

Av’rice when Yogi’s there
Like a bear...