Song Parodies -> "Ethereal Girl (ode to Tinkerbell)"

Original Song Title:

"Material Girl"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Ethereal Girl (ode to Tinkerbell)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Q: What did Harvey Weinstein, James Franco, and Pepe Le Pew all have in common? A: They all knew Tinkerbell was way out of their league
Youtube of Original Song here or at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8wzQj3M-qY

Goofy kissed me, Mickey hugged me
I s’pose that’s okay…
If they attempt to nail this fairy
I’ll just waft away-ay

Donald always booty calls but
I prefer my wand (poor Don)
Before he gets
into Tinker’s pants he
should first put some on

coz he is
living
in a venereal world
and I am an ethereal girl
You know that they’re all
living
in an inferior world
and I am a superior girl

Richie Rich and Roger Rabbit
tried to jump my bones…
but luckily I don’t have bones
(you would’ve thought they’d known)

I keep reading sexts from Peter
Pan and Scrooge McDuck (both yuck)
I only weigh nine grams, so guys I’m
hardly a good f***

coz they are
living
in a tinder-ial world
but I am a tinker-ial girl
You know that they are
living
in a venereal world
but I’m a monasterial girl

…living
in an inferior world
but I am a superior girl
You know that they are
living
in a Disney-rial world
but I am its etherial girl

[Donning a cone bra, Tinkerbell teasingly grabs her crotch,
then flits ethereally away]

Living…
in a venereal world
(venereal!)
Living…
in a bacterial world
(uh...uh...)
Living..
in a Disney-rial world
(Disney-rial!)
Living..
in a tinderial world

Hughie, Dewey, Louie too, think
oysters might unlock…
my tinkerbox, but sorry, oysters
aint no fairy c***

…coz HDL are
living
in a remedial world
and I’m their fantasy-rial girl
You know that they are
living
in a real unreal world
but I am an unrealier girl

…living
in an inferior world
but I’m a presbyterial girl
Yes everybody’s
living
in a venereal world
but I am an ethereal girl

[fade out as Tinkerbell twerks teasingly at Hughie, Dewie, and Louie,
before flitting just out of reach]

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Matthias - May 31, 2018 - Report this comment

That Tinkerbelle whatta tease! I don’t know about the tiny one from the animated movie but I would totally rock the adult woman one from “Hook”

Agrimorfee - May 31, 2018 - Report this comment

My oh my, Stu. Lots of slash fan fic possibilities being thrown out there. I do believe this was hilarious---if you agree with me, everyone out there clap! Clap! Clap 555 times! You did it!!

JAB - May 31, 2018 - Report this comment

Disney in a whole new light, sorta like http://www.ep.tc/realist/74/12.html

Guy - May 31, 2018 - Report this comment

Seems like a lot of tinkering around going on here. You had me at the title. I like how you incorporated all the "rials" into this. Ethereal is one of my favorite words. Way too many funny lines to mention, like the entire parody. Best one I've read so far today. Instead of Tinkerbell they will need to settle for Taco Bell™.

HA HA you wrote "tinkerbox".

Peregrin - May 31, 2018 - Report this comment

Lots of great wordplay in here, Stuart. I have to say though, you have slightly destroyed my childhood - a great fan of the Duck nephews - I had never thought of them as being anything but asexual - until now...

Jeff Reuben - June 01, 2018 - Report this comment

This is brilliant, so many good lines and rhymes in here. And one of my favorite Madonna songs to boot. Would be awesome if someone could clip scenes from old cartoons and put together a video for this.

Weird Al - June 01, 2018 - Report this comment

Your lyrics were so INCISIVE. Kind of "Like a Surgeon."

Stuart McArthur - June 01, 2018 - Report this comment

Might have to check out my local video store, Matty - where's my time machine? Thanks

Thanks Ag, not sure on the clap clap clap ref - is that a Disney thing?

whoa, Tinkerbell is well-represented there JAB - where do you find this stuff? No, really

Thanks Guy - I'm an "ethereal" fan too, and I loved how tinkerbox just fell into place - don't you love it when that happens?

Thanks Pippin - ha! I've not met many great fans of the duck nephews, and yes it did take quite a leap for me to overcome their asexuality too, but once I did, Tinkerbell would clearly have been their first pitstop

Thanks Jeff - if you are capable of such witchcraft, or fairycraft, I would love to see the result

Wow, Weird Al visited me for a plug opportunity!! Thanks WA - nice gag too

Agrimorfee - June 02, 2018 - Report this comment

Hey Stu, the Broadway musical Peter Pan features a scene where Tinker Bell is nearly dead, and Peter breaks fourth wall and tells the audience to clap if they believe in fairies, and after much cheering and dramatic pause voila, Tinkis cured!

Stuart McArthur - June 02, 2018 - Report this comment

aha! thanks Ag

Peter Andersson - June 03, 2018 - Report this comment

Considering that all the Disney ducks walk around without pants all the time you'd think they'd be up to some tinkering - but then again they have nothing there to be ready with as far as I remember. Also, I'd think a tenth gram would look good on her.

Peregrin - June 03, 2018 - Report this comment

YE GODS, JAB! What a link!

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