Uses for Krazy Glue off the charts
But if you use it you'd better be smart
It's not for all situations

Can't glue a wig on as hair
Fill in a bad wound that needs urgent care
Not for DIY Dentistry
No matter what Mexicans say, forget

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Bad Krazy Glue use
Even as auto sealant too
There's only so much it can do
Read the instructions, don't dismiss
Good Krazy Glue tips, no bad Krazy Glue use

Don't use as replacement for parts
Inside and outside of your car
The Highway Patrol won't like that at all

Your doctor won't also approve
Fillings for knife and gunshot wounds
Fixed your bong, blew your mind
Krazy Glue vapors are so unkind, forget

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Follow through with proper use
With metals and woods
Ceramics too, Mr.T pities the fool that forgets

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