Song Parodies -> "Cereal Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Material Girl"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Cereal Girl"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is my FAVORITE Madonna song, tied with “Papa Don’t Preach” and “Like a Prayer.” Enjoy the parody!

Eat Rice Krispies
Eat some Wheaties
Eat some Special K
If they don’t give me any Corn Flakes
I will make them pay

They can beg for Apple Jacks
But they can’t beg for Life (that’s right)
Cause the boys with the Raisin Bran
Will always get a bite

Cause we all live in a great, big cereal world
And you know I’m a cereal girl
You know that we all live in a great, big cereal world
And you know I’m a cereal girl

Eat some Corn Pops
Eat some Crispix
I think that’s fair game
If you don’t have some Frosted Flakes then
I will go insane

Cocoa Puffs and Cap’n Crunch I
Eat with no delay (no way)
If you have some Lucky Charms then
I will be okay

Cause we all live in a great, big cereal world
And you know I’m a cereal girl
You know that we all live in a great, big cereal world
And you know I’m a cereal girl
Live in a great, big cereal world
And you know I’m a cereal girl
You know that we all live in a great, big cereal world
And you know I’m a cereal girl

Live in a great, big cereal world (cereal)
Live in a great, big cereal world
Live in a great, big cereal world (cereal)
Live in a great, big cereal world

Honey Smacks and Cheerios
And Trix sounds good to me
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is so good
That now I want to eat

Cause everybody lives in a great, big cereal world
And you know I’m a cereal girl
You know that we all live in a great, big cereal world
And you know I’m a cereal girl
Live in a great, big cereal world
And you know I’m a cereal girl
You know that we all live in a great, big cereal world
And you know I’m a cereal girl

I like cereal, I like cereal, I like cereal, I’m a cereal girl

Live in a great, big cereal world (cereal)
Live in a great, big cereal world
Live in a great, big cereal world (cereal)
Live in a great, big cereal world

Live in a great, big cereal world (cereal)
Live in a great, big cereal world
Live in a great, big cereal world (cereal)
Live in a great, big cereal

Hope you liked it! Material Girl (Cereal Girl)

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Agrimorfee - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment

Cerealism! I wish you could have messed around with the chorus a bit more--pure pop songs like Madonna's make their own unique challenge (I took the surrealism/experimental route with her Immaculate Collection album). You should be aware of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuSoXIbgNmM. Now, you followed the OS pace for pace, while they rewrote it just enough to not get sued. Both parodies are clever. Don't worry, the Copyright Police won't hurt you here.

Logan the Amazing - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment

This parody is one of my favorites! I’m glad you like it. I hade to research a TON of cereal brands, but it paid off. Thanks for sharing your thoughts!

Jonathan Spurlock - December 05, 2017 - Report this comment

Just imagine that mechanical voice in the original quoting some of these parody lyrics! Nice work!

Logan the Amazing - December 12, 2017 - Report this comment

Thanks guys! I’m glad you like it!

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