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Song Parodies -> "Like a Student"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Virgin"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Like a Student"

Parody Written by:

Logan the Amazing

The Lyrics

I’ve reached my sixth parody, and for this one I decided to take on Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” and change it into a song about school. Also, just for clarification, I’m not thirty-nine. I’m still in middle school. Hope you enjoy it!
I finally made it through math class
Somehow I made it through
I felt like I was there for hours
Maybe one or two

Thunderstruck wanted luck
But I sucked, the test was screwed
But I kept going down
Yeah, I kept going down
I said I was through

Like a student
Thinking for the very first time
Like a student
Failing classes
Since grade nine

Better show me all my grades, miss
Cause they are dropping fast
Getting lots of D’s and F’s
Don’t know how long I’ll last

Let me see all those C’s
Getting these really crappy grades
But luck made me
Yeah, luck made me
Get an A at last

Like a student
Thinking for the very first time
Like a student
Now I’m passing
All the time

Oooh, oooh, oooh

Finished school, followed rules
Now I’m cool, I’m extremely rich
Cause I realized
Yeah, I realized
That I was a fool

Like a student
Thinking for the very first time
Like a student
Now I’m older
I’m thirty-nine

Like a student, ooh, ooh
Like a student
Now I feel so fine
With my money, and my children, and my penthouse

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can’t you see I’m writing neat
For the very first time
Did you like it? Let me know in the comments below! Also, check out some of my other parodies! I could really use it! Like a Virgin (Like a Student)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   2
 4   0
 5   9

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Agrimorfee - October 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Not a bad parody here. It makes me smile (and feel pretty damned old) to reflect that I also started this habit/hobby back in middle school, and School as a parody concept has been a huge part of my works.
CML - October 27, 2017 - Report this comment
You're in WHERE?? ;-D ... My goodness, my YOUNGEST child left middle school in 2005! And you did a parody of "Piano Man"!! You're a prodigy. I was actually going to make a few criticisms about your pacing on that parody; it seems like you lost track of the OS (original song) just a little bit in the third stanza. But that's a very difficult song for anybody, let alone someone who's not yet a teenager. .......... But here's a suggestion: Now that you've wracked your brain on that song, go back to Billy Joel's page (blue link at the top: Original Performer) and see how some real masters did the same song. I'll give you three parodies that are really well done -- "Gilligan" by Matthias; "Ring Bearing Man" by Arwen (best female parodist ever, IMHO) and "Keanu Fan" by Rick Duncan
Craig Allen - October 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Seems a bit off, so threes.
Logan the Amazing - October 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks for sharing your opinions! I’m glad you like my parodies. However, like “Weird Al,” it wasn’t easy the first year he did it. Hopefully, I’ll be able to release more and more parodies every day, with each one being better than the first!
Logan the Amazing - October 27, 2017 - Report this comment
In response to CML: I appreciate the comment, and I looked at the songs you recommended me! They’re so hilarious. Thank you!
Logan the Amazing - October 29, 2017 - Report this comment
Also in response to CML: I was BORN in 2005!
Rob Arndt - October 29, 2017 - Report this comment
Learning is fun, so here's 555 for effort! GL in the future. You are almost on the board :))
Logan the Amazing - October 29, 2017 - Report this comment
YEAH!!! I can’t wait! I only need one more parody and then I’ll be on the board (I just submitted a ton of other parodies)!

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