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Song Parodies -> "Mess You Up"

Original Song Title:

"Dress You Up"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Mess You Up"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Russian military technology now ahead in several areas...
It's been a while, that's what the West says
Russian hardware is always way behind
But that's a lie straight from the Pentagon
Russia has new weapons that redefine


Gonna mess you up with new stuff
Hypersonics, Tank Busters
Gonna mess you up with new stuff
Armatas and Sukhois

(their stuff doesn't suck)

Ratnik supersoldiers and robots
S500 missiles so brand new
No more quantity over quality
Gonna shoot down US F-35s and F-22s


Gonna F-ck you up with new stuff
None of it shoddy, ASATs high flying
They have rail guns
AK-12s and the Zircon
PAKDA & MiG-41 soon to show

Yasen sub the largest Boomer can stow
32 ICBMs

Putin is smiling...


Repeat & Fade out...

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