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Song Parodies -> "Aerosprays"
Original Song Title:
"Holiday"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Aerosprays"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Thought I'd tackle the ridiculous chemtrail conspiracy theory...
Aerosprays, big debate
Aerosprays, looney state
(Chorus)
Talk of chemtrail sprays
Makes the nutters congregate
Just another source of strife
Use some logic, it would be so nice
The premise is absurd
High altitude dispersal invasive
Gonna pacify the world
And then domination
In the sky all those lines
Condensation! Use your minds!
Jet exhaust mixed with weather
Spread out in the heavens
No gassy sprays to stray
(Chorus)
But rumors still abound
Stirring up a conspiracy craze
Facts to calm you down
Too high for dispersal rate
Drift, atmo degrades in time
Not a drop to find
Agent Orange: learn a lesson
C-123 was the spreader
Wing booms and tail did spray
(Above the canopy)
(Chorus)
Aerosprays, big debate
Aerosprays, looney state
(Chorus)
Aerosprays, Mil Cargo planes
Aerosprays, no Jumbo play
Aerosprays, it's all fiction
Artillery shells and bombs- tradition...
Aerosprays, looney state
(Chorus)
Talk of chemtrail sprays
Makes the nutters congregate
Just another source of strife
Use some logic, it would be so nice
The premise is absurd
High altitude dispersal invasive
Gonna pacify the world
And then domination
In the sky all those lines
Condensation! Use your minds!
Jet exhaust mixed with weather
Spread out in the heavens
No gassy sprays to stray
(Chorus)
But rumors still abound
Stirring up a conspiracy craze
Facts to calm you down
Too high for dispersal rate
Drift, atmo degrades in time
Not a drop to find
Agent Orange: learn a lesson
C-123 was the spreader
Wing booms and tail did spray
(Above the canopy)
(Chorus)
Aerosprays, big debate
Aerosprays, looney state
(Chorus)
Aerosprays, Mil Cargo planes
Aerosprays, no Jumbo play
Aerosprays, it's all fiction
Artillery shells and bombs- tradition...
When you see a C-130 flying at treetop height spraying let me know...
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How are the globalist masters going to rule us peasants if they kill us off by detonating the Yellowstone volcano? I'm caught between Yellowstone and New Madrid. You have to worry about San Andreas and a few others. I expect a Hershey Bar or a bag of French fries will catch me long before that happens.
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