-> "Borderlines"
Original Song Title:
"Borderline"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Borderlines"
The Lyrics
Something ’bout these convoy roll-ins spells secrecy
Messing with the perimeters in Crimean emergency
Barb wire for a start, survey lines and marks
There, land mine signs are found
As the Russian presence grows, troops line up in rows
Set in place to hold the ground
Territorial demands (divided land)
All in Putin’s hand, the Crimea has been seized
Borderlines, Reds shifting them before new deadlines
They just keep on changing the map Re: the borderlines
Borderlines, feels like it’s a quick race against time
They just keep on changing the map Re: the borderlines
(borderlines)
Drives Ukrainians crazy, negotiations seem hazy
They just keep on changing the map Re: the borderlines
Comes as no surprise with naval base security
Strategic air bases in the region also already seized
So take a look around, troops are taking ground, everywhere militias found
Russian troops are here to stay, they won’t go away
Nothing that Ukraine can say… (or do)
Russians have taken a stand (a strong stand)
With this historic land
The region of the Black Sea
Borderlines, Reds shifting them before new deadlines
They just keep on changing the map Re: the borderlines
Borderlines, feels like it’s a quick race against time
They just keep on changing the map Re: the borderlines
(borderlines)
Drives Ukrainians crazy, negotiations seem hazy
They just keep on changing the map Re: the borderlines
Uphold strategic integrity- the Russians won’t sign a lease
They just keep on changing the map Re: the borderlines
There‘s just too much to gain, in Crimea- East Ukraine
Responding to ethnic Russian pleas
They just keep on changing the map Re: the borderlines
The land to seize, taken with ease
Won’t ever give up
Comes in handy, controls starting...
They just keep on changing the map Re: the borderlines!!!
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