Song Parodies -> "(I Just Crashed My) Brand New Car"

Original Song Title:

"Lucky Star"

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Original Performer:

"(I Just Crashed My) Brand New Car"

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The Lyrics

Don't drink and drive

I just crashed my brand new car
'Cause I was driving home drunk from a bar
I just wanted to get home to my bed
Went through the windshield
Now baby I'm dead

Chorus:
Headlight, Headlight, had a head-on tonight
Headlight, Headlight I am a gruesome sight
Streetlight, streetlight, Shine on my corpse tonight
Streetlight Yeah

And they still can't find my head
At least I painted the highway red
My intestines are in a tree
And so they'll just scrape up what's left of me

Headlight, Headlight, had a head-on tonight
Headlight, Headlight I am a gruesome sight

Come on look at my mangled body tonight
'Cause I know you're gonna puke as your face goes white

I just crashed my brand new car
Bury me in a mayonnaise jar

Floyd's Garage

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Billy Florio - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL!

Diddims - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny! ...if gross... but I digress! Excellent! I'm never drinking OR driving, seperately or together!

2LD4U - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment

The pacing is a bit weak, but still I think this parody should be used in an anti-drunk driving message from MADD on TV. And with it, some real gross-out graphics!

william - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Awesome!

Trell Brown - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment

OMYGOSH...HiLARIUS

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