-> "Sandusky"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sandusky"
The Lyrics
[Spoken- Sandusky]
You know I've been waiting, yeah
I've been wanting you, yeah
I know you wanna wash up, yeah
My Son…
[Chorus]
Sandusky, loved to use his “thing”
Sandusky, youthful boys was raping
Sandusky, denied everything
Sandusky, did no testifying
Pedophile out of control
Father figure with an ego
A pervert that got his way
But he would have to answer one day
Lots of evidence
Smiled, thought he had a chance
But he was the accused
Many boys he had abused
Sandusky, loved to use his “thing”
Sandusky, youthful boys was raping
Sandusky, denied everything
Sandusky, did no testifying
PSU had let it slide
Paterno, disgraced, had died
Sex Offender goin’ down
Guilty of 45 counts jury found
Sandusky has a warped mind
Society rejects his kind
Arrested, no emotion (next)
Life in prison sentence motion
(Public jubilee explosion of emotion)
Sandusky, loved to use his “thing”
Sandusky, youthful boys was raping
Sandusky, denied everything
Sandusky, did no testifying
Sandusky, loved to use his “thing”
Sandusky, youthful boys was raping
Sandusky, denied everything
Sandusky, did no testifying
New setting, prison shower raping
[Spoken- Convicts]
You know we've been waiting, yeah, yeah
We see you‘re really scared, we've been watching you (on TV)
Rip ya a new one, yeah, yeah
We've been watching you, we see you sweatin’ in the showers
Yeah, yeah, guys
Pile on, pile on, pile on…
Sandusky, loved to use his “thing”
Sandusky, youthful boys was raping
Sandusky, denied everything
Sandusky, did no testifying
Pedophile out of control
Father figure with an ego
A pervert that got his way
But he would have to answer one day
Sandusky, loved to use his “thing”
Sandusky, youthful boys was raping
Sandusky, denied everything
Sandusky, did no testifying
[Repeat and Fade]
(New raping, convicts will use THEIR “things“)
(New raping, convicts will use THEIR “things“)
(New raping, convicts will use THEIR “things“)
[Sandusky screaming in the background as blood and water flow down the floor drain]
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